Why does every gay man HAVE to love Cher or Madonna?

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by sparky

Further proof that with guys, bitown is usually a brief stop on the way to Homoville.

99.99999999% of "bi" guys are just too uncomfortable to admit they're gay.

Originally Posted by skcin

I thought all gay men had to love Liza? Liza with a Z!!!

Blech. She does zippo for me. At least two gay men have loved Liza- Peter Allen and David Guest.

Hey - aren't you all supposed to love track lighting & be named Rick or Steve? {50 points to the first person to catch that one}

I know where this is from, but I can't for the life of me remember...

I like the Indigo Girls, but I'm straight. Closer To Fine is a great song, and the other night I was practically in tears watching part of their concert (it was on Logo ) They did a tune - I don't know the name of it - it was basically about the church & marriage. Very sad.

"Philosophy of Loss" (oooooooooohhhhh, that song gives me shivers)

"Welcome to why the church has died
In the heart of the exiled in the kingdom of hate
Who owns the land & keeps the commands
And marries itself to the state

Modern scribes write in Jesus Christ
Everyone is free
And the doors open wide to all straight men & women
But they are not open to me

And who is teaching kids to be soldiers
To be marked by a plain white cross
And we kill just a little to save a lot more
The philosophy of loss

There are a few who would be true out of love
And love is hard
And don't think that our hands haven't shoveled the dirt
Over their central American graveyards

Doctors & witch hunters stripped you bare
Left you nothing for your earthly sins
Yeah but who made this noise just a bunch of boys
And the one with the most toys wins

Who is teaching kids to be gamblers
Life is a coin toss
And of course what you give up is what you gain
The philosophy of loss

Whatever has happened to anyone else
Could happen to you & to me
And the end of my youth was the possible truth
That it all happens randomly

Who is teaching kids to be leaders
and the way that it is meant to be
The philosophy of loss"

They are incredible singer-songwriters.

They are up there in the top 10, that's for sure. I could go on and on about them.