dumb sh*t that's happened to you

[all the same]

Originally Posted by Neal

I'm not that violent. But I did get him back (kinda) a few weeks later. I came home late again and knew he was in bed. So instead of using the door like a normal person, my drunk ass decided to climb through his window. I didn't say anything, but was noisy enough to wake him. He screamed like a little girl until he realized it was me.

I told him that's what he got for messing with me, and felt a little better. He still has the funnier story to tell though...

BRILLIANT! "screamed like a little girl" made me laugh my butt off!