Chinese Restaurant Haiku

[David]

Chinese food is my least favorite Asian cuisine. Although I do like good Chinese food, it's well behind Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese & Korean cuisine for my palate.

However, the multivarious experiences of dining in a Chinese food establishment provide excellent opportunities for haiku. So, please, if you have any Chinese food haiku, please share it here.

Beef with broccoli,
Noodles with fried rice and peas,
Squishy in my mouth.


Why did they serve me
Hot mustard on my spare ribs?
My egg roll got wet.


I can't understand
The waiter's Asian accent:
Did he say 'rock cod'?