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Lovely interview with one of my all time favorite bitch's up on Perez now, and he even makes mention of my other favorite bitch.

We see you on a VH1 like every week. When are you going to get your own reality TV show? And who will be your sidekick? Do you have a pet pig you like to cuddle with?

I've done so many pilots I'm starting to feel like a horny flight attendant. But one day my reality ship will come in, and I feel that, for conflict's sake, my sidekick should be someone who's my complete opposite--maybe the lovely Jerry Falwell. And that answers your pet pig question too.

Who are you dating?

As you know, I'm married to Jesus, though he's been cheating with Angelina.

We're not promoting violence, but if you could beat a beat a bitch's ass, who would it be?

I would love to drive up with my posse, beat Li'l Kim's surgerized ass, and then lie about it.

Who's gayer, you or Ted Casablanca?

Ted Casablanca is NOT a fag--and I'm the dame that can prove it.

What's the most expensive item in your closet?

Hayden Christensen.