Katie Holmes embracing Scientology

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Also, what are you gonna do about Bale at like 212 pounds?

Pound him like the hot piece of meat he is, baby!

Originally Posted by sparky

Wouldn't you have to pry Elijah Wood off him first ?

Hell, no! I do 'em both at the same time. Yummy!

Originally Posted by amber

I told her to get in line, so you're third.

Excuuuuuuuse me, missy- I believe I am second in line, which would put you at thirsty thirds and Sparky at flatulent fourths... Jeezus, I'd hate to hafta wrangle with you at the deli counter line!

Originally Posted by sparky

I missed the Viggo pig pile line. But then, he lives closer to me.

Sorry, babe- I live even closer, so you'll hafta get behind me.