a couple of serious questions coupled with many pointless ones

[Miss Vicky]

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? "Why?"
2) With a stethoscope? "Why?"
3) With his or her ear? "Hell no - you ain't puttin' your head against my chest!"
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Depends on whether or not the person is cute
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I'd say "seek counseling"
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? milk, orange juice, pepsi, Dr. Pepper
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? I'm allergic to alcohol. I like virgin strawberry daquiris (spelling?) though.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK Jr.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Umm... neither?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? ditto.
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Elvis
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? umm... hate 'em both?
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Jessica, but that's only 'cause I hate Ashlee more
16) Blueberries or blackberries? blueberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? cockroaches
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Yep. Used to collect them all the time. Also used to breed and raise ladybugs.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? don't know how much you hate them, but I really hate them.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? I have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children. period.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I cringe whenever i hear Dubya say anything.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? ??
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Probably. But even if he is innocent (which I doubt) he deserves to be imprisoned for being stupid. So should the kid and his parents.