The most ridiculous song you liked as a child that no one else has heard

[irishgrl]

The Gimmie Pig.....
I cant find any site that has the words but the chorus went something like this:
Gimmie this
Gimmie that
Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie,
I want a boiling rat (not sure about this line!)
I got to have everything little and big
thats the song of the Gimmie Pig
the endless song of the Gimmie Pig....

another one I liked was the Lollipop tree (which everyone knows Im sure)

and two others by Peter Paul and Mary
Right Field go here and
The Marvelous Toy

this is a great site for childrens songs...