Why does Natalie Portman have a shaved head?

[sparky]

Originally Posted by amber

Ah, and I thought I had gone mad. But no, Sparky has confirmed....
Also - squeamy? I thought me and my dad made that up. But I digress.

Squeamy = Whiny, inconsequential, not quite-man-boyish. See also : mealymouthed. See also : twink.

A little Sparky dictionary reference.

But, hey, someone's gotta lust after him. Knock yourselves out !

Ain't gonna be me. Sparky prefers guys who look like they could sprout a chest hair. Without the use of a testosterone patch.