Which of Christine's singles should have hit #1?

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Wasn't the drunken sailor comment about when old what's her name almost fell off the stage?

Not sure, bud... you keep even better track of things related to Stevie than I do.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

YOU brought old twat's her name up in Chris' forum. Not me.
Okay, after checking, J brought up the old broad as part of your punishment.

Just to clarify, I believe the first mention of anything "chiffon" related, came from you.
"His chiffon ruffled into a tizzy!"

Do you read Shakepeare, by the way?