Installing Husband 1.0

[Pisces Queen]

I usually don't post these types of emails, but this one makes me laugh till my stomach hurts ~ so I thought I would share..................






INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0



Dear Tech Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - - particularly in the
Flowers and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as Euro Soccer .04, NBA 3.0 as well as Golf
Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.



I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?



Signed,



Desperate







Dear Desperate,



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.



Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to
download Tears 6.0 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, over use of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all system
resources).



Also, DO NOT attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck,



Tech Support.