Talk! A continuation of what I started with The fleetwood Mac show

[golddustdragon]

If you read The Fleetwood Mac show, at the end it says "Segue into Talk sketch. This is the very sketch I mention. Read on.

(Flashy theme music. Flashy graphics a la Fox News. Then the name of the show “Talk!”. Host is Chris Yadavaski)
CHRIS-(on the edge of his seat. Intense eyes. Shouts) Hello, and welcome to “Talk!”. I’m your host, Chris Yadavaski. No bull goes past me! Tonight’s peeve of mine. Oral sex in America’s schools. Today, two middle school students in Boston were caught committing this dastardly act. (voice grows louder) On a school bus! With other children watching! (normal shouting tone) Joining us to discuss the seriousness of this issue is a conservative teacher and a liberal teacher. Okay conservative, talk!
CON-(squints) This…is abhorrent. I mean… how low have we come in society? This is the fault… of their liberal… parents.
CHRIS-Rebuttal, liberal!
LIB-(gagged by a piece of tape. Muffled speech) Now come on. This is an isolated incident. You liken it to an epidemic, but this is only for the Boston school district to deal with. And please take off the tape on my mouth.
CHRIS-You agree? Okay, conservative…
LIB-(muffled. Angry) No I don’t agree. You can’t hear me because I have this piece of tape on my mouth.
CHRIS-Sorry sir, no flip-flopping. Conservative!
CON-(squints) Their parents… I can rightfully… probably went to… Wood… (mumbles off to the side) What the hell?
CHRIS-I keep telling my audience. We need to have Christian morals taught in our schools. Now all they teach is the right way to stuff a gerbil up your ass. No wonder our kids are dumb.
LIB-(muffled) You’re wrong, Chris. Our kids are not dumb. They may not be scoring well on Standardized tests and what not, but they are being taught to use their minds, not to memorize things by rote. This ain’t Nazi Germany here!
CHRIS-(shouts) Hey, unless you want to pay half a million dollars, you better watch your language.
LIB-(confused. Muffled) I didn’t cuss.
CHRIS-(shouts) There you go again. Anyway, moving on. Conservative, you’re a teacher. Do you sometimes have trouble with teaching what you’re supposed to be teaching.
CON-(squints) Um… yes I do. I’m a calculus teacher but… ever since the gay principal? (looks around confused. Mumbles to someone off the side) The school does not have a gay principal.
LIB-(muffled) You know, things would be a lot fun if you didn’t force the poor woman to read off a teleprompter. I mean c’mon!
CHRIS-(shouts) Don’t speak out of turn! Okay conservative, talk on.
CON-(squints) Anyway, ever since the gay principal… took over the school, we’ve been… forced to teach (squints some more. Then uses air quote marks as she says) …“tolerance”
CHRIS-(shouts) Liberal, you teach at the same school. Yet you don’t think you have any trouble teaching what you want to. Are you a homo?
LIB-(shocked. Muffled shouts) I’m not gay!
CHRIS-So you are huh?
LIB-(muffled shout) NO!
CHRIS-(shouts) Don’t resume the cussing!
LIB-(muffled) I didn’t cuss!
CHRIS-(shouts) There you go again!
LIB-(muffled) But…
CON-I don’t think he cussed, Chris.
CHRIS-You do think he cussed? Well then…
CON-I said he didn’t cuss…
CHRIS-(shouts) Security!
LIB-(looks to the right and sees a gun pointing at his head. Muffled shout) What in the world?!
CHRIS-(shouts) One more time, you filthy liberal. One more time! And you get it in the head.
LIB-(muffled scream) Aaahhhh!
CHRIS-(shouts. Face turning red) That’s it! Give it to him!
LIB-(muffled scream) Aaahhhh!! (Shot in the head. Falls over to the left)
CON-(stunned)
CHRIS-(now has a Hitler moustache and a brown shirt) Okay, moving on!