If You Were In Charge

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by David

Here's my disingenuous way of trying to draw attention from the ad hominem attacks in the other threads (as much as I enjoy them, some people's feelings are probably hurt).

If you were president, what would you do about:

1. Terrorism?

2. Unemployment?

3. Creative accounting & other funny business among corporate heads?

4. Congressional stalemates?

5. Hate crimes (assuming you consider the category a separate, valid one)?

6. Crime & punishment in general?

7. War & the military?

8. Education (or, more accurately, public schooling)?

9. The rivenness of American social life (in other words, the deep splits between ideologies that affect all aspects of experience)?

Above all, you're the president . . . so have fun!

Jesus H. Christ (Occupation: Messiah, Carpenter, Tree-hugging liberal) was asked the above questions and how he would solve these problems for American citizens if he was elected President:

"Are ya kidding me...Trying to solve those questions is one miracle that even I could not attempt...Man, Y'all need to get outside more often cause I think the lack of sun in the winter affected yer pea-sized brains.

As for me, I'm off to meet the fellows (aka The Disciples) at the local Hooters then it's off to the local nudie bar...Gonna be a long night of "Breasts & Thighs" if ya know what I mean (Jesus winks & gives the thumbs up-Just imagine the Buddy Christ pose from the movie "Dogma")".