Pope Condemns Same Sex Union as Attack on Society

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

Well - actually I'm of the belief that the Pope actually died years ago and is simply being propped up by a series of cables and sticks....ever see WEekend At Bernies huh? huh?

I love this.

I'm coming back at him with an attack on his straight son (also Christian) who knocked up a girl, said it was his first time and that she 'tricked' him into it

I love how straight guys talk about being "tricked" into condom free orgasms.
Tha's a hell of a parlor trick. Though I am sure a few high school athletes may have said I "tricked" them into something with a six pack and a Bon Jovi tape.
Straight guys can be SO dumb when it comes to sexual responsibility.
Then again, I have some fantastic memories to thank them for...

You can always bring up hot lesbians with the uncle. Even the most rabid homophobic men have fantasies about girl on girl action. As long as they are lipstick lesbians, that is. Large Marge and Ellen won't cut it on that fantasy scene.