Stevie & Bette

[glitter_fades]

She always has a line like that in her shows. I saw this tour back in February and she told someone at that show to light her a doob.

I still die every time I hear about Soph and Ernie. I've heard it so many times but it always kills me.

Ernie: don't ya know...Soph if you learned how to cook we could fire the housekeeper.

Soph: You know, Ernie, if you learned how to f**k we could fire the chauffeur. (rim shot!)