Share something funny or amusing about yourself

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Now, I have to stress "about" yourself...NOT something funny you've done or that's happened to you, etc. Don't be afraid to tell us about that third nipple.


I have two jobs. One is an office job where my title is Program Coordinator. Perfectly pleasant, run of the mill code for "Pee-on Supervisor". My other job is a construction job (involving new homes). My job title there? Butt Stripper.