Who else has crazy neighbors

[GretaRhiannon]

my neighbors lol, ok on the left of us, their dog non stop barks, you cant walk out in the backyard without this dog running out and barking, I htink it waits by its doggie door until it hears a sound and runs out and barks. Now, everyone else on the block calls their dogs in when they bark but her, either he does it so much that she doesnt hear it, or she doesnt give a crap. Now on the other side of us, there this one girl, who's retarded (i'm serious she is, I'm not calling her that lol), and she has a boyfriend who keeps cheating on her, and she comes to our door telling us that they just went for a STD testing lol. That has happened 7 times in the past year. And then, whenever we walk out of our front door, she comes running out of her's to say hi, she does this to everyone in the neighborhood. Now her mom, she sits out on the porch and talks on the phone so loud, we can hear her whole conversation. Then the sister, who doesnt live there, but visits everyday, is fat lol, im sorry but she has to be 300 + pounds, and she dresses like a ****, not something everyone wants to see, and has platinum blond hair...not pretty. And whenever she comes to visit, they all gather outside and talk and laugh so freakin loud, that when I put my music on full blast, I can still hear them. Well, the retarded girl just broke a leg so nothing funny has happened in a while to say, so yeah lol. Also man lol, when my step dad had to go to the hospital, and the ambulience(?) was wheeling him from the house to the car, of course everyone comes out lol, and the retarded girl came out screaming and went to the gerney and was all "Jose! Jose! are you ok!!!! Wake up!!!" lmao!!! and My mom is at the house P.O.d about this because they wouldnt even let her ride with him. and then we hear the girl's mom scream at her from the porch "*insert name here* Get your @$$ back here!!"