Which Lindsey is best?

[CarneVaca]

OK, we've seen the Rumours-era Lindsey, with all the afro and facial hair. We've seen the Tusk-era spastic Lindsey, quirks fully in the forefront punctuated by the gray suit. Then comes farmer Lindsey of the Mirage era, mad-genius Lindsey from Go Insane, I'd-rather-not-be-here-who-forced-me-to-pose-in-these-stupid-videos Lindsey of Tango, followed by trim and energetic Cradle Lindsey. Then we have ghost Lindsey (disappears for four years). Then comes expanded-waistband Lindsey of the Dance with the ready smile and philosophical dissertations. Finally, we get I'm-still-that-spastic-guy-from-the-Tusk-days-even-though-my-hair-is-graying Lindsey.

For me it's a toss-up. I like the quirky Tusk and the farmer Lindseys. They're both pretty spastic and most entertaining to watch.