State Mottos

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Alabama:Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:Literacy Ain't Everything
California:By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida:Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho:More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:First of the Rectangle States
Kentucky:Five Million People;Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's(For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:First Line of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:10,000 Lakes...and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos
Mississippi:Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:Land of the Big Sky,The Unabomber,Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska:Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire:Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:You Want a ##$%##!Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina:Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:We Really Are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:We're Not REALLY an Island
South Carolina:Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:The Educashun State
Texas:Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah:Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:Yep
Virginia:Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:Help!We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin:Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared!