Calling all parody songwriters!!!!!!!!!

[RavenOfRhiannon]

This is for a practical joke, very tounge in cheek, for a friend of mine. And this is with all due respect to Ms. McVie...

I have the beinnings of a song about her quitting the Mac, but I can't finish it. Anyone interested?

To the tune of Say That You Love Me:

Have mercy, baby on a poor girl like me
I am ugly as sin and can't sing like Stevie...

Any takers?

(BTW, I do like Christine and she is not ugly, it's just all that I could come up with.)

Randy