Laughably BAD Movies!

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Originally posted by sparky
Another favorite of mine is "Desperate Living". There are so many funny lines in that. My best friend and I quote it all the time. When things are going very badly, one will look at the other and say "Won't you do something ?" Invariably, the other will reply with "Don't you know you're not supposed to look in a ladies' HANDBAG ? "

Desperate Living is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!!!!!!!

"And I ain't your maid anymore, BITCH, I'm your sista in crime!"

"Ain't no white man lookin' at my Tampax!!"

"Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!"

"Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever want you? Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I hate you!"

"Zip that gaping hole of a mouth up, Peggy, before I plug it up with my fist."

"I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs!"

I HIGHLY recommend this flick to anyone who hasn't seen it, it's *fantastic.* John Waters is a god!