Deep Thoughts: Ledge-Style

[Gypsy]

I was enjoying some of Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts" quotes, and thought I'd try my hand at it, a la Fleetwood Mac. You should give it a whirl, too. Results may vary!
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If you ever lose your ticket to a Fleetwood Mac show, you can always climb up on the roof and lower yourself down during the show. That way the band could pretend you were Christine, and hey, you get to watch the show for free.

I bet Jonathan Todd has a lot to think about nowadays. Especially how hard it is for him to sit down, now that the Fleetwood Mac fan community has used their collective powers to imagine his butt as a pin-cushion.

An obsession with Stevie Nicks is kind of like, well, an obsession with Cher. But a 5 foot-one Cher with really blond hair and Yorkshire Terrier dogs.

I really like the covers of Fleetwood Mac albums, especially the ones that clandestinely capture them employing their magical powers to change size, levitate crystal balls, and float through rooms. Not too many bands can claim to use clandestine photos for their album covers.

If you ever throw Lindsey a “Fire Jonathan Todd!� t-shirt, he should catch it, because, hey, it’s already happened.