Lindsey was fired. RIP Fleetwood Mac.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by iamnotafraid

Snakes!
Good timing. Last week while cutting grass I had to
stop and pick up a few limbs (crepe myrtle) and throw
them in a pile. There he was, about two feet away.
Time for a gun you ask? Nope. Crepe Myrtle limb.
Country boy can survive.

I screwed a box to my mower, between my feet, in which I place a 9mm while mowing. I tell every new neighbor, "if you hear me scream like a little girl, OR hear me empty my handgun(or both), just know that I saw a snake, and it's most likely dead now".