Drunk Fan parodies

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by Cour:

It's amazing the amount of people who go to a concert to either yak with a friend or get drunk. Someone should start a thread about the strangest and most annoying things they saw at this year's concerts. I sure have a list of my own and too many drunks that ruined some of my shows.Maybe we can have a list of song suggestions for the Drunk Fan

Ahem! (To the tune of 'Dreams'):

Now there you went again, and
Ruined my concert...
You just couldn't keep it down.

It's only right that I should turn around and sock you,
When I can't hear the band
'Cause you're so loud.

During the show,
Your off-key warble...drove me mad
Under the torment of your chattering,
I strained to hear
My favorite songs,
I strained to heeeeee-earar,
My favorite songs....

Thunder only happens when it's raining,
Drunkards only scream while the Mac's playing
Tell me, oh dear God, why is this so?
When will they ever leave us fans alone?

Now here they go again,
They're bumping into me.
I try hard to control myself.
It's only my hands
That want to wrap around their throats,
When they steal Lindsey's towel for themselves.

Drunken towel thieves...
In a heartbeat...make you mad...
Put a damper on your happiness...
And make you wish
That they'd stayed home,
And make you wiiii-iiish,
That they'd stayed home.

Oh thunder only happens when it's raining,
Drunkards only bump you while the Mac's plaaay-ying.
Lushes they may come, fall on the floor.
Go home, let us enjoy the Mac alone!


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