Commercials: Another flakey post. You're warned.

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The Blue Water/toilet mint reference got me thinking. I'm old enough to remember the GYOW Mountain Dew commercial.
Stevie's music is sacred, no doubt, but if we might allow ourselves to delve into the mundane, which Stevie songs could be used to sell products?

Gold Dust Woman - Gold Bond Medicated Powder

Running through the Garden - Allegra (That is an allergy medication, right?)

I Miss You - the phone company

Nightbird - Nyquil

Wild Heart - aspirin as heart medication

If Anyone Falls - "I've fallen and I can't get up" gadget

Gold and Braid - the Flowbie

The Nightmare - Sealy Posturepedic Mattress

(Hey, I did warn you this was flakey.) Other nominations?