New Year's Resolutions!

[Artemis]

Has anyone made any particular New Year resolutions for 2014? I flicked through my phone the other day, and found ten I'd wrote to myself after drinking on new years day

Here are mine:

1) Lose a further three stone (or more)
2) Get onto a PGCE course
3) Don't date any of the following:
****wits,
Narcissists,
Commitment phobes,
Eighteen-Nineteen year olds
4) Instead, only date people have genuine connection with
5) Go swimming at least three times a week
6) Eat healthier
7) Swear less
8) Spend less money / learn to budget
9) Learn to wash / Iron own clothes without excessive help, and how to cook more things.
10) Learn how to cut lime properly.

....fairly sure I'll break at least four of those.

I don't know if it's just me, but I always start the new year off super positive, but something always seems to derail it! How about you guys? Did anyone stick to any resolutions throughout 2013 that they hope to repeat this year?