Help me in a word game...?

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Aw man, I'd get on a plane next week if I could! It will happen Hey, you can always come over here? Seriously... ever thought about a trip to Scotland? You'll have a place to crash!

Ho sh*t, I'll have to really start working on that accent!

And have I mentioned my ABSOLUTE TERROR of flying...? I can do it, but there must be large quantities of booze involved!!!

What's the music scene like there? Lots of bagpipes, kilts, and drunk guys?