How do you like your eggs?

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I love eggs in a multitude of ways, but the best has to be Eggs Benedict (yes, it deserves to be capitalized). With crispy strip bacon on an english muffin, smothered shamelessly in hollandaise sauce. Throw some hash browns and toast on the side and BOOYA, you have the perfect breakfast. Wash it down with some fresh apple juice and a vanilla milkshake and you'll totally piss yourself. Its astounding I'm not huge.