When You Get Caught Between the (Sister of the) Moon and Atlantic City

darklinensuit · #1 05-18-2003, 11:49 PM

What were Lindsey's first words to his wife after the kiss heard 'round the world after Landslide Saturday night?

"Your eyes were playing tricks on you, honey."

"It was a pity kiss."

"I was checking to see that her hip was okay, and I tripped onto her face."

"I was thinking of you the whole time."

"Time cast a spell on me, but I can't forget her."

"I'm doing everything I can to get the taste of Anne Heche Lafoon off my lips!"

"Didn't Stevie herself tell you never to get involved with a rock star? It's the nature of the beast, you know."

"You think THAt'S bad? Wait until you see what I try with Mindy and Sharon in Philly."

"I wanted to see how she really felt about 'Come'."

"Maybe you'd feel better if all three of us got together..."

Any other guesses?

- Jake

wondergirl9847 · #2 05-18-2003, 11:54 PM

I am ROTFLMAO!!!!

This is hilarious!!

How about:

She kissed ME, not the other way around!!

I was just checking to see if I felt anything for her...nope, not a thing.

Remember when our manager told us to practice our CPR techniques? Well...

GardenStateGirlie · #3 05-19-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by darklinensuit
What were Lindsey's first words to his wife after the kiss heard 'round the world after Landslide Saturday night?

"Your eyes were playing tricks on you, honey."

"It was a pity kiss."

"I was checking to see that her hip was okay, and I tripped onto her face."

"I was thinking of you the whole time."

"I'm doing everything I can to get the taste of Anne Heche Lafoon off my lips!"

"Didn't Stevie herself tell you never to get involved with a rock star? It's the nature of the beast, you know."

"You think THAt'S bad? Wait until you see what I try with Mindy and Sharon in Philly."

"I wanted to see how she really felt about 'Come'."

"Maybe you'd feel better if all three of us got together..."

Any other guesses?

- Jake

"Stevie...well, she had a little something in her teeth."

"I just wanted her to see what she can never have again because i'm totally devoted to you and you're the love of my life."

"I was--- BEWITCHED!"

"No no no honey, that was my STUNT DOUBLE!"

"Her lips looked so moist and shiny....I had to try her lip gloss."

LMAO!!!!

EnchantedStorms · #4 05-19-2003, 12:36 AM

LOL! This is great.

Looking sheepish..."Well, what can I say?" (Then, to the tune of Beautiful Child...) "We fell in love when you were only ten..."

"Okay! I kissed her! But honey, I make LOVE to you."

"So I went insane for a moment! She's a lot like you..."

lol!

~Angela~

GardenStateGirlie · #5 05-19-2003, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by EnchantedStorms
LOL! This is great.

Looking sheepish..."Well, what can I say?" (Then, to the tune of Beautiful Child...) "We fell in love when you were only ten..."

"Okay! I kissed her! But honey, I make LOVE to you."

"So I went insane for a moment! She's a lot like you..."

lol!

~Angela~

I AM ROLLING OVER HERE!!! LMAO~~!!!!!! That is GREAT!!!

EnchantedStorms · #6 05-19-2003, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I AM ROLLING OVER HERE!!! LMAO~~!!!!!! That is GREAT!!!

lol! Thanks.

This thread is cracking me up.

"Sweetheart...Honey...Darlin'....it was DARK! I thought I was kissing her forehead."

"Damn that witch. She MADE me do it. Her and her damn spells."

"Babycakes, it didn't mean anything, honest. I'm a family man now." Then, he walks away with a blank look on his face, mumbling, "mother...father...brother...mother...father....brother...."

Miranda · #7 05-19-2003, 01:06 AM

LMAO!

You've heard of a sound check, hon. I was just doing a tonsil check.

tamaraluvsFM · #8 05-19-2003, 02:33 AM

LOL!!! This is tooooo funny!

Jake you truly are original....
What a great thing to read before bed.
ok here is my attempt:

"Honey...you know I am over her! (said with a smile)

"But I had sweat in my eyes and I thought it was you...."

"She was going to..tell the world...cough...and uh...everyone would have..... uh....found out...and I had to stop her!"

"I was bewitched...I swear!"

"I was gasping for air and she gave me some"

Oh gosh..I do suck at this...but this is great fun! Have a great concert monday night...we will be with you in spirit!

Tamara

estranged4life · #9 05-19-2003, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by EnchantedStorms
"Damn that witch. She MADE me do it. Her and her damn spells."

I wonder if I could use that "excuse" too if I ever had the pleasure to "swap spit" with Stevie? Hehehehe...Brian j.

DownOnRodeo · #10 05-19-2003, 05:30 AM

Lindsey:
"Don't blame me!"
"Must be just exactly what I need!"
"I said I'd never break the chain - what can I say, I'm a man of my word!"
"After the music ended, there was nowhere to go but downstage right!"
"Don't worry - my little demon is coming after you next!"

Kristen: "I should have turned away and ran just as fast as I can!"

Stevie: "Don't worry Kristen... players only love me when they're playing!"

darklinensuit · #11 05-19-2003, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by EnchantedStorms
LOL! This is great.

"So I went insane for a moment! She's a lot like you..."

lol!

~Angela~

I almost posted this one myself!
Now really, can this board really stand TWO people with this demented sense of humor?

- Jake

darklinensuit · #12 05-19-2003, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by Miranda
LMAO!

You've heard of a sound check, hon. I was just doing a tonsil check.

This is my favorite.

- Jake

darklinensuit · #13 05-19-2003, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by tamaraluvsFM

"I was gasping for air and she gave me some"

Oh gosh..I do suck at this...but this is great fun! Have a great concert monday night...we will be with you in spirit!

Tamara

I'm counting down the hours until the concert!

Re: Your air quote above:

How about
"She found my big big love (grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt)."

darklinensuit · #14 05-19-2003, 08:05 AM

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Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Lindsey:
"Don't blame me!"
"Must be just exactly what I need!"

Re: Song references -

How about
"I walk a thin line, but I promise I'm never going back to first base with her again."

- Jake

darklinensuit · #15 05-19-2003, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by EnchantedStorms
lol! Thanks. This thread is cracking me up.

"Sweetheart...Honey...Darlin'....it was DARK! I thought I was kissing her forehead."

Sorry, but with Stevie's height even in platforms, there's no way he could think he was kissing her forehead. More likely he thought she would be kissing his ___..

- Jake