TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! - Page 73

louielouie2000 · #**1081** 03-27-2011, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sorcerer999

Ah, the joys of experimentation with straight boys...

SCANDAL!!

I must be the only gay boy who never, ever did the whole straight boy thing. I actually had one of my straight friends proposition me quite a few times... but just never had any interest in walking down that road.

sorcerer999 · #**1082** 03-27-2011, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

but just never had any interest in walking down that road.

If boundaries are set up beforehand, it can be quite the fun experience!

fringed n fab · #**1083** 03-27-2011, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

SCANDAL!!

I must be the only gay boy who never, ever did the whole straight boy thing. I actually had one of my straight friends proposition me quite a few times... but just never had any interest in walking down that road.

Funny... gay boys never seemed to like me lol. Maybe I wasn't interested to notice really but never been into a 100% gay boy. My appeal was always geared toward the straight and maybe "curious" and still is. Gay guys are extremely picky and usually only want someone who looks just like them (really) and that short hair, buff gym look, and all that and that will never be me. Bulging muscles in a chiffon skirt will never be a pretty sight.

I have also heard straight guys admit they would never be with another masculine jockish male like themselves, but would me

(They always said I had more hair to pull)

PenguinHead · #**1084** 03-27-2011, 01:22 AM

Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?

But about six months ago, a miracle occured! I sat down on my throne to do the usual business, and, unexpectedly it happened! I knew something was different because I didn't feel anything; it just slid out...and there was nothing to wipe!

I was amazed! So much so, I couldn't contain myself! I couldn't believe it. I thought "someone should have witnessed this! This is epic! Someone should know about this! "I wanted to shout it from the roof top! Who do I call?!

I eventually was able to share it with several friends I was with that evening. They were very impressed by my accomplishment! I wish every poop could occur this way! Unforunately it was just a fluke poop. But it did happen once again.

Not sure what factors were involved. I've been a vegetarian for most of my life, but that has nothing to do with it.

**mylittledemon** · #**1085** 03-27-2011, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by fumidesigns

i just saw it on the net. noiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! lol!

haha send me the link... I wanna re-live it

**mylittledemon** · #**1086** 03-27-2011, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PenguinHead

Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?

LOL!!!!

I have experienced that... maybe two or three times a month I get those. It always makes me smile and walk out whistling

fringed n fab · #**1087** 03-27-2011, 01:29 AM

Everyone should be cleansing themselves after going to the restroom.

daniellaaarisen · #**1088** 03-27-2011, 03:13 AM

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

**mylittledemon** · #**1089** 03-27-2011, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fringed n fab

Everyone should be cleansing themselves after going to the restroom.

I keep baby wipes in there just in case.

HomerMcvie · #**1090** 03-27-2011, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

LOL!!!!

and walk out whistling

Which end?

**mylittledemon** · #**1091** 03-27-2011, 03:27 AM

haha, you know which one

**mylittledemon** · #**1092** 03-27-2011, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

I faked it. You know... If it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

Dodfather · #**1093** 03-27-2011, 03:39 AM

Ok, TMI for me from my neighbour... Her boyfriend works offshore on an oil rig and is away for 3 weeks, back for 2... I always know when it's his first night back because I don't get to sleep until quite late! Their bedroom is right above mine and last night, what the *^!! NO idea what he was doing but I have never heard sex like it! I wanted to thump on the ceiling and tell them to either hurry up and finish or shut the ^^^! up!

HomerMcvie · #**1094** 03-27-2011, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

I faked it. You know... If it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.

Stop being me, and Cosmo Kramer!!!! I've faked it, several times. It's hard for them to tell, when you're wearing a raincoat.
Sometimes, enough is enough, and you just wanna get some sleep!
REALLY. I can go forever, and if it's pushing up on 6AM,....."wow, that was GREAT..."

Zzzzzzzzzzz.

**mylittledemon** · #**1095** 03-27-2011, 03:45 AM

HAHAHAHA... that made me really laugh out loud... "It's hard for them to tell when youre wearing a raincoat" LOL