TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness! - Page 71

daniellaaarisen · #**1051** 03-25-2011, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

The first time it happened to me, I thought I was being peed on.

I thought that at first! I was freaking out because I went to the bathroom all of five minutes before starting my solo sexcapade last night. And then I figured it out and gave myself a massive high five.

**mylittledemon** · #**1052** 03-25-2011, 12:44 AM

Dat's hot.

Dodfather · #**1053** 03-25-2011, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

To whom it may concern:
I thought it was HILARIOUS, getting that nude pic, while I was in a meeting with my boss, today. It was all I could do, not to have a sh*t eating grin!

You're welcome - I'm sure you had to scroll down, and down again though so I hope it wasn't too obvious.

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

The first time it happened to me, I thought I was being peed on.

I only learnt that this had happened afterwards - it was weird! I was a little drunk and me and an ex were fooling around. The following day I remembered that we'd had an especially good night and she then told me exactly what had happened! D'oh! It's never happened to me since and if she hadn't told me then I'd never have known!

HomerMcvie · #**1054** 03-25-2011, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

You're welcome - I'm sure you had to scroll down, and down again though so I hope it wasn't too obvious.

This is why we can't have nice things!

Dodfather · #**1055** 03-25-2011, 06:06 AM

Hahahaha! Sorry man but if there's a tone there I'll lower it and if there's added wrongness than all the better.

markolas · #**1056** 03-25-2011, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

Touche!

Never been a fan of the salad. You aren't tossing mine, and I ain't tossing yours!

I love tossing salad. The bf won't reciprocate, but I'm used to it.

I could never be with a guy who wouldn't let me rim him, or who had issues with buttsex, generally. I'm fairly vanilla, but if even *I* think you're a prude, it's just not gonna work. The older I get, the less use I have for sexual inhibitions.

Homonormativity hurts my everything.

skcin · #**1057** 03-25-2011, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by louielouie2000

One of my straight buddies loves talking about how he used to make his ex wife ejaculate through oral sex, and how her ejaculate would get foamy in his beard in the process. I still want to crawl into a dark corner and huddle in the fetal position thinking about that conversation.

Ew!

This makes me picture 70's porn with hair everywhere.

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

WRONG. Did it last night for the first time. I was stunned.

We already established that it's not a myth. Did NOBODY watch the informative Dr. Laura video I posted?

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Originally Posted by markolas

I love tossing salad. The bf won't reciprocate, but I'm used to it.

Bummer for you, dude.

markolas · #**1058** 03-25-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by skcin

We already established that it's not a myth. Did NOBODY watch the informative Dr. Laura video I posted?

Dr. Laura? That hateful old witch did a video about female ejaculation?

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Bummer for you, dude.

I prefer to give than receive, but it kind of is, yeah.

skcin · #**1059** 03-25-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by markolas

Dr. Laura? That hateful old witch did a video about female ejaculation?

HA! No - I should have clarified - it's Dr. Laura Berman, the Oprah chick. Not the other one.

HomerMcvie · #**1060** 03-25-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Hahahaha! Sorry man but if there's a tone there I'll lower it and if there's added wrongness than all the better.

If it's wrong to be so wrong, I don't wanna be right!

**mylittledemon** · #**1061** 03-25-2011, 05:39 PM

LOL... coming to america

HomerMcvie · #**1062** 03-25-2011, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mylittledemon

LOL... coming to america

Legend has it, that you've done some sexting in your time...

**mylittledemon** · #**1063** 03-25-2011, 05:45 PM

haha it wasn't as bad as "legend" has it. I actually sent them to 2 people. One of these people asked me if I minded if they "share" them, and I said no.