TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[GODDESS6]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!!



For those of you who are not children of the '80s, here's what it's in reference to:

i used to love that song~ i'll always remember this guys shirt whenever i hear it from now on~

[ButterCookie]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!!

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I am screaming!

[HomerMcvie]

I used to have a friend, who once told me, that he liked to go out into his yard, late night, and take a crap, in various places. He said, "do you ever do that?"

"Uh, noooo"

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!!

I want that T-Shirt - that is f***ing awesome!

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

There's only one person here(great talking to you, last night!:thumbsup, that I tell all my dirty secrets(no, I've never sh*t on somebody's else's property!) to.

And to you Brits, where are your nads?

Homer - we need to have as proper chat...

As for my nads, I know just where they are - I'd just like someone else to find them ocassionally!

[APerfectLie]

Originally Posted by vivfox

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

This reminds me of when I was about 8 and me and my best friend/next door neighbor were outside playing around in the street and in the neighbor's yards. Well we were 3 houses down from his house and he really had to poop, so me being the persuasive 8 year old that I was, convinced him to just poop in these peoples flower bed that was in their front yard. Which he did. And then ran home immediately to wipe his ass. Strangely, nobody ever caught us. We also once really needed to pee, so we peed outside in this little bucket I had and left it in my backyard and then all these big ass bugs got into it overnight and died and I showed it to him the next day and we both thought it was AWESOME so we took this bucket of piss into his kitchen to show his mom... she didn't agree with its awesomeness

[McTrouble]

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Homer, what are nads? Or am I out of it today?

English = PLUMS

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by APerfectLie

This reminds me of when I was about 8 and me and my best friend/next door neighbor were outside playing around in the street and in the neighbor's yards. Well we were 3 houses down from his house and he really had to poop, so me being the persuasive 8 year old that I was, convinced him to just poop in these peoples flower bed that was in their front yard. Which he did. And then ran home immediately to wipe his ass. Strangely, nobody ever caught us. We also once really needed to pee, so we peed outside in this little bucket I had and left it in my backyard and then all these big ass bugs got into it overnight and died and I showed it to him the next day and we both thought it was AWESOME so we took this bucket of piss into his kitchen to show his mom... she didn't agree with its awesomeness

Wow.just.wow.
John, I always knew you weren't quite right, and now I have my proof!
I kid!
Well, not really.
But I still think ^ that's hilarious.
Thanks for sharing...

[Silver Springs]

Originally Posted by McTrouble

English = PLUMS

Or Cauliflower Beanbags...

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

I want that T-Shirt - that is f***ing awesome!



Homer - we need to have as proper chat...

As for my nads, I know just where they are - I'd just like someone else to find them ocassionally!

I would LOVE that. I don't know if I have overseas phone coverage(without major $$ implications). Lemme look into that!

BTW, my nads are found more often than I'd like, some weeks.....

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I would LOVE that. I don't know if I have overseas phone coverage(without major $$ implications). Lemme look into that!

BTW, my nads are found more often than I'd like, some weeks.....

How about Skype? If you use it then pm me with your skype e-mail address.

Oh, and my nads were found by a tennis ball at the weekend... they were not pleased!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by GODDESS6

i used to love that song~ i'll always remember this guys shirt whenever i hear it from now on~

I do love the look of "oh sh*t, did I really wear this shirt" shame, on his face. HILARIOUS!

[skcin]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Now don't be putting words in my mouth, Missy. I never used the terms "weak" or "abnormal." I just opined that it's a bodily function that can be controlled quite easily. Yes, every once in a while a person may need to go off-schedule. Sure, it happens. But I'm talking about people who do this almost every day. At my last job, I could walk into the bathroom and recognize instantly who was in there after one whiff; that's how frequently this particular individual chose to do this at work. Trust me, if your senses were assaulted like this day after day by the same individual, you would also find it highly offensive, to say the least.

I do feel sorry for sufferers of IBS, but that's more of a woman's problem. Chances are, if the repeat-offender is a man, he doesn't have IBS; he's just plain gross.

But this is MY POINT! It happens once in a while to most people - there's nothing wrong with that! You're judging people to be gross when you don't even know them! Maybe that's the first time they've had to poop in public in a year.

I hope & assume you never take road trips or go camping.

Now. For people who do this all the time (like Homie's bar buddy), I agree, it's a bit odd & inconsiderate. He obviously has some issues he should see a doc for.

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

This is interesting. The person in question who drove me to begin this topic of conversation was a man, andI was incensed mainly because he seems to repeat the action every time he visits my house. I wouldn't be so presumptuous as to say that it's broadly a male problem, but for comparison, my sister suffers from IBS and I can't even tell when she's been to the toilet It's a running joke in the family that she's never taken a sh*t in her life That, to me, is courtesy.
My original point was not 'How dare someone's sh*t stink!' - it was 'Why do some people not take the initiative to mask their odorous by-products when the opportunity is available to them?' I'd imagine it would be natural to be aware of the way you leave a room, especially if it isn't within your own home.

Now THAT, I don't get either. If there's spray or matches, make an effort. Courtesy flush even.

The other thing that I hate is when you're at someone's house for a party & someone goes in the main bathroom to poop (like, the guest bathroom on the main floor that everyone else is using.) If I had to go, I'd use a more "private" bathroom if there is one (and if I wasn't sure the host would like me lurking around their house seeking one out, I'd come out & ask them!) I hate it when people don't go upstairs to use my other bathroom when I'm entertaining, but use the main one of the first floor instead. Now that IS gross.

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Why would anyone want to control stuff like this, honestly, life is too short. Just go when you need to go. Anyone who stinks out a bathroom on a regular basis either has an awful diet (like eating too much meat) or is unhealthy in some way. But some people are like that and they don't care.

Other people do pretty well without ever having to resort to air freshener, and if I ever find myself having a pooping schedule, the world has permission to shoot me
Btw, a hang-up over toilet business is a sure sign that you're uptight

THANK YOU! So true!

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I get up, drink two cans of my coffee(TAB), then the shop's open for business! 30 out of 31 days, I only go the one time. Thanks TAB!

I don't have a hangup about it, but I DO have a hangup about nasty assed public restrooms(~shudder~). I is a germophobe!

Having to drink TAB to poop means you aren't really in control of your body. You're taking a daily laxative.

Originally Posted by jannieC

I'm too lazy to paste quotes, but this poo talk is too much! What if you don't have to go before work? What if you get somewhere and you have to go? That's what a bathroom is for! I really do relate to how awful it is to walk in a public bathroom and smell someone's lingering ****e but I still can't fault them because bathroom were invented for pooping and peeing. One enters a public bathroom at one's own risk.

Now, if I enter my office and realize someone crapped in the corner, I'm going to be angry.

YES!

Originally Posted by vivfox

You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI

You can't be for real.

I have a friend (no really, it wasn't me ) who has real issues - not sure if he's been diagnosed, but I'd bet he has IBS or soemthing similar. Anyway, he got the urge while driving & was trying to get to a public bathroom. Knew he wasn't going to make it. Pulled over, opened his door & squatted next to it. Had to wipe with an old Tshirt he happened to have in the car. He obviously left the Tshirt there. It was near a school & police station & he was petrified the whole time that a cop was going to pull over. At least it wasn't on someon'es property.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

It looks like you and I are in more control of our bodies, than most.....

I just never HAVE to go, NOW. It just doesn't happen.

Obviously not. If you have to drink TAB to go every time, you're actually chronically constipated.

Originally Posted by vivfox

Rock and roll ballerina, where else would she go?

Also camchristo, how rude of you to make this comment. Didn't someone state earlier in this thread that no one is to be judged for what they reveal? Who are you to judge me for my actions until you too one day may face the same predicament?

Sorry dude, but I agree that merits a comment. I would have knocked on a door & begged - if that failed I would have found a tree or a side/backyard over a garage.

Originally Posted by bretonbanquet

Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.

Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.

Well, at the least I would think it's trespassing. Vandalism maybe?

Originally Posted by ButterCookie

My dad has an air rifle. Do they count?

Omg someone pooped in the staff entrance door way just after christmas at work! We were too busy laughing to do anything and I have no idea who cleaned it up.

Classy. We've had students poop in hallways & dresser drawers. Ick.

Originally Posted by camchristo

Oh get over yourself. In case you didn't notice, people are commenting on pretty much every post in this thread. Did you really think such a disturbing post wouldn't garner some disgust? If you can't handle it, don't post things like that.

Yes, yes and yes. I would never think about doing that for one second. I would either find an out of the way tree or just s**t my pants and get home to mitigate the damage as soon as possible. And yes, if he had been caught, he definitely would have been arrested and faced some charges. Now, I can't say I would ever let a stranger in my house to use the bathroom, but someone might have. And I definitely would have kicked the ass of anyone I found doing that in my garage.

I'm with you Cammie.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

no surprise here. one would hope the crapper has since been using a pooper scooper as a walking stick.

OMG.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Well, I TOTALLY get the having to go in to work, before your "regularly scheduled programming" kicks in! Thus is the beauty of me working a nighttime occupation. I can wait that bitch out! Occasionally, I'll even throw a third can of TAB at it, if I'm just not feeling it.

Some things never cease to amaze me....I mean WOW. There's only one person here(great talking to you, last night!), that I tell all my dirty secrets(no, I've never sh*t on somebody's else's property!) to.

1) You can? Cuz earlier it didn't sound that way at all.
2) So Cammie says basically the same thing I did & you agree with her? I can't win with you.

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I saw somebody wearing this t-shirt yesterday and I have NOT been able to stop laughing!!

That's pretty funny.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I used to have a friend, who once told me, that he liked to go out into his yard, late night, and take a crap, in various places. He said, "do you ever do that?"

"Uh, noooo"

That's...interesting.



So my TMI? I think God was punishing me for discussing poop so much. I had quite a weekend. Not a viral thing, I think I ate something that seriously disagreed with me or I'm having gallbladder problems or something. Don't want to get into it, but I'd guess I went at least 40 times total. You'll all be thrilled to know that I did not have to go public with it at all. Go me.

[HejiraNYC]

^^You know, for all of these absolutely disgusting anecodotes about having to go with urgency, I think y'all are actually strengthening my assertion that these things need to be addressed proactively, ideally on a set regimen. It really is just like any other ablution; it requires no thought at all. If you clean your body, you should probably clean out your bowels too (ideally the latter before the former). That simple. I don't know why y'all think it's uptight, odd, anal retentive or whatever. All I know is that you will never. NEVER see my banging on doors or searching feverishly for facilities while in the midst of going about my daily activities.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by skcin

1) You can? Cuz earlier it didn't sound that way at all.
2) So Cammie says basically the same thing I did & you agree with her? I can't win with you.

That's pretty funny.

Sometimes it feels like you're trying to pick a fight with me, and I don't feel that, with Cammie. So yes, I might be more inclined to agree with her. I don't want to argue, and I'm sure I'm probably the target of Snarkorama 2011, on some other board out there.,.:;"',.:;'.,... I would log on and read it, if I cared. But.I.don't.

I don't think the fact that I like to drink two cans of TAB, and usually poop after that, means that I'm constipated. I mean, isn't that half of the reason that people drink coffee? Because it makes them go?