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ButterCookie · #**676** 03-06-2011, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Enchanted_Stevi

Uhh my "wildest" sexual thing isnt as awesome as Dani's lol

But my gf and I had sex in her parents bed lol

Legends, both of you. That's been my first giggle of the day!

LittleCharmer · #**677** 03-06-2011, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Details to follow, hehe. I'm just wondering how detailed to be! Homer - pm'd you...

Heaps of thinly-veiled, euphemistic detail, please!

daniellaaarisen · #**678** 03-07-2011, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Legends, both of you. That's been my first giggle of the day!

Glad that my sexcapades can bring you delight in life, Georgie.

And Alan, spill!!!

HomerMcvie · #**679** 03-07-2011, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

And Alan, spill!!!

I think he already did!

McTrouble · #**680** 03-07-2011, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I think he already did!

How woooooood

Dodfather · #**681** 03-07-2011, 10:36 AM

Hehehe...I've been childishly smirking at your jokes. Homer, much smirkage here! It was a couple of nights ago now and I was out for a few drinks with friends. One drink led to 5 and I was soon chatting to an old work colleague who I'd tried to ask out afew years ago but failed miserably! We were having a great night and next thing I'm back at her place...

Turns out her bed is on one of those dumbass plinth things and the matress just kinda sits on top of it and is a little smaller than the frame. I'm on my back, my back is slinding up and down the bed a bit... and I slide too far backwards (well...she kinda pushed me, know what I mean?! lol) and I go slightly off the end of the bed. No big deal...I'd normally have held on... but there was a gap between the frame and the matress so my back suddenly dipped right down and smacked off the edge of the frame!!

We had to stop for just a second (I think that maybe helped the course of the evening at that point cos things were going well... We had to change it up after that! We were both laughing though, it was funny, but I didn't realise at the time just how hard I'd smacked it. Damn!

Anyway, I now have a huge long purple... bruise right between my shoulder blades! It hurts like f**k!

She was only in town for a couple of nights (she moved away a while ago and was back visiting friends) so it was fun that night and the following morning but my back was realllly sore by then!

Did I just share too much?!

HomerMcvie · #**682** 03-07-2011, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Hehehe...I've been childishly smirking at your jokes. Homer, much smirkage here! It was a couple of nights ago now and I was out for a few drinks with friends. One drink led to 5 and I was soon chatting to an old work colleague who I'd tried to ask out afew years ago but failed miserably! We were having a great night and next thing I'm back at her place...

Turns out her bed is on one of those dumbass plinth things and the matress just kinda sits on top of it and is a little smaller than the frame. I'm on my back, my back is slinding up and down the bed a bit... and I slide too far backwards (well...she kinda pushed me, know what I mean?! lol) and I go slightly off the end of the bed. No big deal...I'd normally have held on... but there was a gap between the frame and the matress so my back suddenly dipped right down and smacked off the edge of the frame!!

We had to stop for just a second (I think that maybe helped the course of the evening at that point cos things were going well... We had to change it up after that! We were both laughing though, it was funny, but I didn't realise at the time just how hard I'd smacked it. Damn!

Anyway, I now have a huge long purple... bruise right between my shoulder blades! It hurts like f**k!

She was only in town for a couple of nights (she moved away a while ago and was back visiting friends) so it was fun that night and the following morning but my back was realllly sore by then!

Did I just share too much?!

There's no such thing, as too much!
And I can relate, on the bad bed! Last night, I had my regular Sunday DVD date, with my 23yo(now 24, as of last week), who only has a TWIN sized bed. Which has these damned 2x6 boards, surrounding all edges of the mattress!

Slide too far, and you're either cracking your head, or knee, or something, on those damned boards We just made out, for a couple of hours, though. No poontang, although there was an orgasm involved(that's how intense, our makeouts, are).

I'd never witnessed a fully clothed orgasm! (damn, I'm good

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Dodfather · #**683** 03-07-2011, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I'd never witnessed a fully clothed orgasm! (damn, I'm good

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Haha! Nice!

HomerMcvie · #**684** 03-07-2011, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Haha! Nice!

There may have been a finger involved in the incident!

We're just the best kissers, ever. I don't think there have ever been two people, who enjoy kissing, more than we do...

Dodfather · #**685** 03-07-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

There may have been a finger involved in the incident!

We're just the best kissers, ever. I don't think there have ever been two people, who enjoy kissing, more than we do...

I would guess there would be! If you can do t just from kissing you'd both never leave the house! So, how was it for you?? lol Oh, and we'll all need to know when things do progress for ya!

daniellaaarisen · #**686** 03-07-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

Did I just share too much?!

Definitely not too much-- as long as it's not worthy of of moderator intervention (like my tales of foreskin escapades), anything goes!

Let's all talk about our sex-related injuries. I have a few but I'm currently in class haha.

ButterCookie · #**687** 03-07-2011, 02:03 PM

Oh god LOL. Not quite all the way but fooling around on the bed once and I cracked my head on a metal bar and felt concussed for about 10 minutes. Way to kill the mood

I banged my head on a wall once, and had to stop mid-kiss too.

HomerMcvie · #**688** 03-07-2011, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Oh god LOL. Not quite all the way but fooling around on the bed once and I cracked my head on a metal bar and felt concussed for about 10 minutes. Way to kill the mood

I banged my head on a wall once, and had to stop mid-kiss too.

I lived an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
I got thrown out of bed, and landed on my shoulder. My rotater cuff was majorly fukced up! It took about 18 months, before it healed on it's own(I couldn't raise that arm, above 9 o'clock).

HomerMcvie · #**689** 03-07-2011, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodfather

I would guess there would be! If you can do t just from kissing you'd both never leave the house! So, how was it for you?? lol Oh, and we'll all need to know when things do progress for ya!

Will do, on the updates!

I'm going out of town this week, but will be back next week, which is spring break, so I shouldn't be getting too many graduate student excuses, then. Game, ON!

Honestly, though, I'm fine with where we're at. We're slowly growing closer and closer, which is awesome. Even if I do have to go home with blue b***s! I was so close to using the L word last night, but I didn't. I hate having to play by someone else's rules! But.I.am.

Dodfather · #**690** 03-07-2011, 02:42 PM

Homer - pm'd ya. Wanna chat?