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Old 02-13-2011, 11:26 PM
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I'm faaaaaaarrrrrrr too cheap to ever buy one of those, but let me tell you, IF someone ever left one at my house, , OMFG, the odds are pretty good, that I'd never use my hand again.
Which I haven't.
Spend the $80, or whatever they are....better than the real thing.
OMFG.
So Fleshlights are definitely fun then? I gotta say I'm intrigued by them, but like you said, there's no way I'm spending that kind of money! lol.
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Old 02-13-2011, 11:27 PM
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I live in Las Vegas and could get laid all of the time. I just don't particularly care, though. I guess I'm just a boring old maid.
Nah. It's like a sweaty Frat House there. I don't blame you.
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So Fleshlights are definitely fun then? I gotta say I'm intrigued by them, but like you said, there's no way I'm spending that kind of money! lol.
I'm sure they have some used ones on ebay...




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Old 02-13-2011, 11:29 PM
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I'm sure they have some used ones on ebay...
Ewwwwww. lol. I think I'd rather have a virgin Fleshlight.
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Nah. It's like a sweaty Frat House there. I don't blame you.
True. At least it's not like South Beach or Jersey though.
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Old 02-14-2011, 02:46 AM
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This made me chuckle.
Well, sex is one thing,.....but companionship, with someone you really care about, is FAR more important. Really though, both are important.

And while I consider myself to be very sexual, just holding and loving someone that you truly care about, beats the HELL out of a cheap f*ck.

I've got the BEST Valentine's Day dinner date, going tomorrow night(following an awesome movie date tonight).
God Damn!
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Old 02-14-2011, 02:49 AM
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So Fleshlights are definitely fun then? I gotta say I'm intrigued by them, but like you said, there's no way I'm spending that kind of money! lol.
All I can say, is that you're 100% "surrounded", constantly. You realize what your hand is lacking......
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The drought is over!! Thank ***!
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My bad news....I suffered a stroke, on my couch, Thursday morning.





My good news....I recovered after about 5 minutes.
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My good news....I recovered after about 5 minutes.


I had one this morning myself... but mine definitely lasted longer than 5 mins! I can't say I suffered, though .
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I had one this morning myself... but mine definitely lasted longer than 5 mins! I can't say I suffered, though .
Oh, self foreplay certainly lasts longer than that.....I'm saying once I really get down to....bidness! LOOKOUT!
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I had one this morning myself... but mine definitely lasted longer than 5 mins! I can't say I suffered, though .
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Oh, self foreplay certainly lasts longer than that.....I'm saying once I really get down to....bidness! LOOKOUT!

Haha! Good work guys... although Homer, the way you say LOOKOUT - I hope no-one walked in and ended up in the way at the wrong moment?! That all gets a bit Something About Mary...

As for me, I just hope I don;t have to ration last night's fun as long as I did the last one!
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Haha! Good work guys... although Homer, the way you say LOOKOUT - I hope no-one walked in and ended up in the way at the wrong moment?! That all gets a bit Something About Mary...

As for me, I just hope I don;t have to ration last night's fun as long as I did the last one!
I've never been much for distance. I've only had to clean the mirror on my headboard, one time.
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Pffft - amateur!
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