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08-16-2010, 07:41 AM
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Badly Translated Stevie Lyrics
Found this totally useless but funny tool here:
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php "Oh, he's dead ... beautiful animals, sorry, I really think that the blind, which I fell in the darkness ... I think" "Such a small and closed eyes, the wind is too long, and love, as the magic hour, the music is irrelevant, and the owner is not good" "Storm is in the rain, the players who read this ... ... and to wash the appearance of women in the rain ... You" "If a white dove ... to ... the original singer ... Done ... Done ... ... like the wings of doves ... the original singer ... Investments ... Investments ... We invest in children ..." "How to remove a knife, air separation, soon be over. The winner in the long term .. live and travel, we do not .. Lamp." "Scream to destroy, love, imagination, or the finished product - I do not know how this part of the building." "Oh ... I say this, but I think that is true, but I do not know what to say, as you say ... Today I saw something ... Not ..." "Love is fragile ... I broke your heart ... Is not empty, we can not say I'm weak ... I try ... Just look at Oh!" "It is a rule of life Chuchuliga quite dark - if not the stars in the sky, like a cat in the dark -" "Oh, perhaps, as every room, every time when I walked into the room Oh, and there's magic everywhere when he says ... I know many, I know 5" "Driving at night and in a few days 内斯克沃尔 Karamazov, I would at home as a place where you would like to ask how you stay" "Silver Spring is my .... .. Blue and Green "The dreams will come true ..... but the spark ... Tuesday stop'.... I do not say you are beautiful .... she says I love you. .. I?" Children know ." "If my body cried every night live, the death of a complaint" "Oven ... to increase the heat of the rain ... One might imagine that the most feared dark place, I, the thinking must be completed in May" "How can the Internet can be a different person ... Do not tell me your attention, I speak of love" 
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08-16-2010, 01:47 PM
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This is entertaining! Some of the more funny ones I got.
Angel: "So close your eyes gently ... Although I am not part of the wind ... time to time, but ... if ... ... as a ghost in the fog, like "Happy Hour" ... The song disturbed my sleep ... Owners" Beautiful Child: "I am not a child ... I'll be high enough to star ... I am old enough to love ... Director, is ... but the custom of women" Storms: "So, I would like to say goodbye my friend ... I want to keep things hot ... but I feel calm, blue sea ... I have been in a storm" Blue Lamp: "Is there any place and any internal or external visual information, check points, but the light ... and links to web pages ... Blue ... blue light" Leather and Lace: "Love the face ... forever in my city or the mountains ... with me, and will continue to pay ... dislikes ... You do not need today ... give me a leather ... take me to my lace" Gypsy: "This is your ... Ah know, ah ... probably not ... at night, maybe two ... oh, night light ... ... Pharisees, according to Rome with his Jeep" That's Alright: "Please take the time because I ... you know, that is, in my opinion ... I hope there is love ... ... This is a list of each design is a good thing ... K excellent" Stand Back: "Nobody knows how I feel ... So, if you read my high school ... with me, man ... it is in your hands ... go home" "Back ... In my fourth time in ... I did not hear you ... ah ... stand ... queue line ... I want to cry" Beauty and the Beast: "Oh, nice ... a monster ... Do not die of shame, I ... Two children, the blind see ... I came in the shadow of the tree ... I think" Trouble in Shangri-La: "You can eat a beauty salon, baby all ... I've seen, I know I can do it ... What makes you the number of elements and planted the colors ..."
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08-16-2010, 05:54 PM
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kind of woman:
If you do not at least touch your toes - he is in heaven with you" violet and blue: Pressure of his hand, but restart"
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08-16-2010, 06:43 PM
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Stream of consciousness beat poetry.
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08-16-2010, 06:59 PM
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Fun. I chose a snip of 'Straight Back' and like how the translation goes:
"In the shadow of my shadow. He remembers how good it can be, she remembers a melody, in the shadow of my shadow" ...10 translations later we get: "I sat in the shadow of my hand to remind the melody, a shadow of my memory"
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#6
08-16-2010, 07:03 PM
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Take me sleeping angel, catch me when you can. These love affairs are heavy spells for a woman and a man. I need you because you let me breathe"
...10 translations later we get: "I dream of angels, if you can catch up with me. Efforts to both men and women. I want to breathe" You've taken me away, but never take me lightly, or I can never stay. No I can never stay. Oh, someday when we're older and my hair is silver grey" ...10 translations later we get: "However, I do not take seriously, I can not do. No, I do. Once, when we're old and gray hair silver" Last edited by Nikolaj; 08-16-2010 at 07:06 PM..
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08-16-2010, 07:15 PM
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"I know he loves me, every day he calls me. He says he adores me, what can I say? You can't love him, you can't have him, I do have him, most of the time."
...10 translations later we get: "I know, I would call me every day. I leaned over to me, what can I say? You May not want to, I can not, most of the time."
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08-16-2010, 07:24 PM
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You feel good. I said it's funny that you understood. I knew you would. When you were good, you were very, very good."
...10 translations later we get: "I feel good. I say that it is very interesting, you know. I know that. If you're the best, you very well do."
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08-16-2010, 07:37 PM
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You can ride high atop a pony I know you won't fall 'cause the whole thing's phoney. You can fly swinging from your trapeze, scaring all the people- But you'll never scare me. Bella Donna"
...10 translations later we get: "You can upload a large dowry, and I know it will not fall into the error of all e-mail, you can travel fluctuations, all of the outside world about it, it makes me afraid. Bella Donna" (I bolded what I loved!)
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08-16-2010, 09:08 PM
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Battle Of The Dragon
"No one walks away from this battle From the power, it's so strong Like a fury Keep that fury deep inside you And wish it to end And when your friends start asking you why You just say nothing" ...30 translations later we get: "War does not work, why he then asked my Chinese friends told him" Blue Denim "Blue-gray eyes...they change with the color... Change with the sun...they run with the sight They change with the wind...but they're always bright Bright eyes...Blue Denim Bright eyes...Blue Denim" ...30 translations later we get: "Gray, blue eyes ... when a team changes in the mouth ... ... but still, her eyes bright, bright blue eyes ... Jeans" Dreams "Thunder only happens when it's raining Players only love you when they're playing Say...Women...they will come and they will go When the rain washes you clean...you'll know" ...30 translations later we get: "Rain rain rain washing player ... ... you promote women"
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08-16-2010, 09:21 PM
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Song titles with interesting and humorous translations:
Albums: Turkey (Landslide) F-Type (Kind of Woman) This is Normal (That’s Alright) Rome (Gypsy) If Cascades (If Anyone Falls) 俄罗斯塞布尔 (Sable on Blond) One Day, You Write Something (Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You) Your Good Day in the Room ... Sarah (Welcome to the Room… Sara) Cowboy (Blue Denim) Shangri-La Shangri-La Question (Trouble in Shangri-La) Soundtracks: Blu-ray (Blue Lamp) Mobile Angels (Touched by an Angel) Unreleased: Brothel Blues (Cathouse Blues) Our Lady of Mount (Lady from the Mountain)
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08-18-2010, 08:09 PM
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I wasted so much time laughing my ass off with this thing
 here's one of my favourites Original text: "well i believe that love is a living thing, born into our destinies, from a single moment of inspiration and as it grows it changes our lives forever!" ...20 translations later we get: "Ah, I think how life is, in times of growth and inspiration born to revolutionize your life in prison!" So much for love being amazing 
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Matt  ~Well You Cannot Know A Dream~
~Until You've Known The Nightmare~
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