Funny Children/Sibling Quotes

StreetAngel95 · #1 03-28-2010, 05:40 PM

Little kids always say the funniest things:

Today, during dinner, my mother was explaining the Boston Blackout to my younger brother:

MOM: Cameron, it was the scariest thing in the world!
MY BROTHER: Not really, just in Boston!

that little moment just made my day!

Share some of yours!

ButterCookie · #2 03-28-2010, 05:55 PM

My sister comes out with absolute crackers!

Betty Boop = Betty Boobs

Sister: Ooooh bit of Bob Dylan yess
Me: Danielle... that's Bob Marley :|

Whilst watching Rumours Classic Albums she asked who Christine was and got told to f*off

tilthefirefades · #3 03-28-2010, 06:00 PM

Today my 6 year old brother wanted to come to my house to play video games. So my mom told him another time. Well he responds: "I've been waiting all my life for this day though!"

The best one however was when my mom took him with her to vote in 08. Well as they are walking in someone asks him who he is voting for.
My Brother: "Abraham Lincoln!"
*everyone laughs*
Brother:"whats so funny?"
Mom: "Well he's been dead a long time"
Brother "Aww man, who am I gonna vote for now?"

StreetAngel95 · #4 03-28-2010, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Whilst watching Rumours Classic Albums she asked who Christine was and got told to f*off

haha, go Georgie!

ButterCookie · #5 03-28-2010, 06:41 PM

She be messin' with my girl

She calls herself a Mac fan, too. Which is worrying

goldustsongbird · #6 03-28-2010, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ButterCookie

Whilst watching Rumours Classic Albums she asked who Christine was and got told to f*off

Has she learned nothing from living with you!?

ButterCookie · #7 03-28-2010, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

Has she learned nothing from living with you!?

Terrible language

I was annoyed with her to say the least AND she interrupted Chris' speech.

sara1998 · #8 03-28-2010, 09:13 PM

When Sara was about 4, she went to my father and whispered in his ear, "papaw, I'm not supposed to say damn."

Zombie · #9 03-29-2010, 02:55 AM

Haha. Kids are hilarious.

Mine seem to come up with the most off-the-wall ****e imaginable sometimes, and it cracks me up. I've already relayed the STYVY NIKS sneaking into my house story that my daughter cobbled together on another thread, but there've been other awesome bits, like:

When my son was first old enough to actually experience Christmas (not as an infant, like), his father was SUPER excited to do the whole Santa Claus thing, so he sat down with Asher one day and was all, "Hey, buddy! Do you know where your Christmas presents come from?" hoping he'd get a "Santa!" or maybe "North Pole!" or something in reply.

Alas, that was not to be - my son's reply, complete with eyeroll? "The closet. Duh."

Another time, I'd taken both kids to the park, and they generally had a hard time leaving when it was time to go, with a lot of whining and such, so that day, I had the brilliant idea that if I made leaving the park a game, they'd be more apt to not pitch a fit about the whole thing.

So I said, "Let's play Simon Says! Simon Says walk like a soldier! Simon Says walk like a duck!" etc. My daughter went along with me as I walked like a duck or whatever, but my son just followed behind us, shuffling his feet and sighing loudly. After a few minutes, I feel a tug on my shirt and look down, and he says, in the most put-upon tone imaginable, "Mom. Simon Says walk NORMAL."

And last one - I was trimming my daughter's bangs one day a few years ago, with my son watching, and he says, "What are you doing?"

"Trimming Mimi's bangs," I say.

"What's bangs?"

"A GIRL THING!" Mimi pipes up.

"Only girls have bangs?" he says.

"YES!" Mimi says.

And before I can correct this assumption, he nods sagely and says, "Oh! I get it. Girls have bangs, and boys have testicles!" and promptly walks off, apparently secure in his newfound knowledge of the ways of anatomy.

I lol'd.

sara1998 · #10 03-29-2010, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie

Haha. Kids are hilarious.

Mine seem to come up with the most off-the-wall ****e imaginable sometimes, and it cracks me up. I've already relayed the STYVY NIKS sneaking into my house story that my daughter cobbled together on another thread, but there've been other awesome bits, like:

When my son was first old enough to actually experience Christmas (not as an infant, like), his father was SUPER excited to do the whole Santa Claus thing, so he sat down with Asher one day and was all, "Hey, buddy! Do you know where your Christmas presents come from?" hoping he'd get a "Santa!" or maybe "North Pole!" or something in reply.

Alas, that was not to be - my son's reply, complete with eyeroll? "The closet. Duh."

Another time, I'd taken both kids to the park, and they generally had a hard time leaving when it was time to go, with a lot of whining and such, so that day, I had the brilliant idea that if I made leaving the park a game, they'd be more apt to not pitch a fit about the whole thing.

So I said, "Let's play Simon Says! Simon Says walk like a soldier! Simon Says walk like a duck!" etc. My daughter went along with me as I walked like a duck or whatever, but my son just followed behind us, shuffling his feet and sighing loudly. After a few minutes, I feel a tug on my shirt and look down, and he says, in the most put-upon tone imaginable, "Mom. Simon Says walk NORMAL."

And last one - I was trimming my daughter's bangs one day a few years ago, with my son watching, and he says, "What are you doing?"

"Trimming Mimi's bangs," I say.

"What's bangs?"

"A GIRL THING!" Mimi pipes up.

"Only girls have bangs?" he says.

"YES!" Mimi says.

And before I can correct this assumption, he nods sagely and says, "Oh! I get it. Girls have bangs, and boys have testicles!" and promptly walks off, apparently secure in his newfound knowledge of the ways of anatomy.

I lol'd.

OMG! The closet thing. Sara was about 8 is when she found out there was no Santa. Actually, it started with Easter. I guess she found the basket in the closet without me knowing. Of course, I hid the basket on Easter Sunday and when she found it, she asked me where the basket was from the Easter Bunny. I told her, "That is the basket from the Easter Bunny!" "Nuh Uh mom! That's the one from the closet that's been there for the past week!" I couldn't come up with any excuse on the fly, so I told her I am the Easter Bunny! She didn't like that one bit. Poor kid started crying and asked me about Santa. I told her I'm Santa too, and the tooth fairy. I'll tell you what... LMAO! She started bawling even harder and yelled at me, "You LIED, mommy, you LIED to me!!!" Once she went to her room and slammed the door, I couldn't help but to crack up at her. Poor kid was pretty traumatized.

I should tell you guys about the vibrator incident soon.

ButterCookie · #11 03-29-2010, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sara1998

I should tell you guys about the vibrator incident soon.

If that's what I think it is... I was the poor child in my household. It's haunted me ever since.

blondyy-x · #12 03-29-2010, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ButterCookie

If that's what I think it is... I was the poor child in my household. It's haunted me ever since.

LMAO i was the poor childs best friend rolling on the floor laughing so hard holding my stomach while my friend stood traumatized. Y'know, that friend?

ButterCookie · #13 03-29-2010, 07:48 PM

Bahahahaa YES! It's funny when the mum finds... Not in the slightest bit funny AT ALL the other way round. Amy, quit raking up memories aagh, I'd done my best to forget that horrible traumatizing incident!

Meowi · #14 03-29-2010, 08:22 PM

Last night, Destiny Rules was on tv - so we watched five minutes of it.
(My Mum and Dad are casual fans)

Mum: What year was this Matt?
Me: Ah, about 2003
Mum: What! Stevie looks a baby, she must have had surgery!
Little Sister: Mum, witches will always be ugly!

Zombie · #15 03-29-2010, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sara1998

OMG! The closet thing. Sara was about 8 is when she found out there was no Santa. Actually, it started with Easter. I guess she found the basket in the closet without me knowing. Of course, I hid the basket on Easter Sunday and when she found it, she asked me where the basket was from the Easter Bunny. I told her, "That is the basket from the Easter Bunny!" "Nuh Uh mom! That's the one from the closet that's been there for the past week!" I couldn't come up with any excuse on the fly, so I told her I am the Easter Bunny! She didn't like that one bit. Poor kid started crying and asked me about Santa. I told her I'm Santa too, and the tooth fairy. I'll tell you what... LMAO! She started bawling even harder and yelled at me, "You LIED, mommy, you LIED to me!!!" Once she went to her room and slammed the door, I couldn't help but to crack up at her. Poor kid was pretty traumatized.

I should tell you guys about the vibrator incident soon.

LOL, I love it.

Does your vibrator incident involve your 3 year old finding where you stashed yours in the closet and bringing it to the HVAC guy? Because once that happens, you realize that safety-proofing the house, besides covering the wall sockets and plastering Mr Yuk stickers all over every available surface, also includes putting any items of such interest WAY THE F*CK UP HIGH ON A SHELF.

Ahem.

Mr. HVAC Guy, if you are reading this, I'm still real sorry about that.