I've won a million pounds.

fleetwoodtrick · #1 01-04-2009, 08:23 PM

Oh joy. I got this e-mail today.

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Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 001768432463 with serial numbers FTS/8070337201/06 and drew the lucky numbers 15-22-24-48-50-37(30) which subsequently won you 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds).from the U.K nationallotteryThe draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley,London United Kingdom on the 3rd january 2008.Find below the details of the Claims Agent and contact him with the following details for verifications: 1.FULL NAME,2.FULL ADDRESS,3.NATIONALITY,4. AGE,5.OCCUPATION,6.MOBILE/TELEPHONE NUMBER,7.DATE OF WINNING AWARD, 8. SEX,9.TOTAL AMOUNT WON,10.BATCH/REF.,NUMBERS. NAME: Mr Albert Thomas (Claims Agent) AGENT EMAIL: [email protected] PHONE NUMBER:+447045789633. Thanks, Mr.George Simmons UK Promo Announcer

0_o

Musicman408 · #2 01-04-2009, 10:15 PM

Is this for real???

rubytuesday · #3 01-04-2009, 11:26 PM

I win the UK national lottery every other week. It's not real.

GoS · #4 01-05-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Musicman408

Is this for real???

No, look at the reply adress. Nothing that's legit uses a g-mail account. I have about eight of these kinds of things in my spam folder.

LukeA · #5 01-05-2009, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Musicman408

Is this for real???

You really are hopeless, dude.

Musicman408 · #6 01-05-2009, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by LukeA

You really are hopeless, dude.

I was being excitedly sarcastic.... I definitely should've used some smilies to account for that. My bad.

nailatixela · #7 01-05-2009, 03:50 PM

That didn't really seem like a normal sarcastic reply...'Congrats!!' might have been.

Anyway - I also won today! Just saw the e-mail last time I checked my inbox. Mine was only a half a million pounds though.

(note sarcasim)

Musicman408 · #8 01-05-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nailatixela

That didn't really seem like a normal sarcastic reply...'Congrats!!' might have been.

Anyway - I also won today! Just saw the e-mail last time I checked my inbox. Mine was only a half a million pounds though.

(note sarcasim)

I'm sorry to heat that.

Ghost_Tracker · #9 01-05-2009, 06:29 PM

I received some wonderful news from Nigeria recently... It's kinda sad in a way - some long-lost distant relative of mine died. But they left me ELEVEN million dollars! I know it's legit, too, because they said that the F.B.I. is involved. So I e-mailed them back and told them thank you, and that in order to expidite things, I forwarded a copy of their e-mail to the F.B.I. personally.

As the great D. Duck once said,

"I'M RICH!!! I'M RICH!!! I'M FABULOUSLY WEALTHY!!! MINE! MINE! IT'S ALL MINE!"

Musicman408 · #10 01-05-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost_Tracker

I received some wonderful news from Nigeria recently... It's kinda sad in a way - some long-lost distant relative of mine died. But they left me ELEVEN million dollars! I know it's legit, too, because they said that the F.B.I. is involved. So I e-mailed them back and told them thank you, and that in order to expidite things, I forwarded a copy of their e-mail to the F.B.I. personally.

As the great D. Duck once said,

"I'M RICH!!! I'M RICH!!! I'M FABULOUSLY WEALTHY!!! MINE! MINE! IT'S ALL MINE!"

That was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Bloody brilliant.