Film Meme... - Page 2

suzyvermoesen · #16 02-21-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Brad

10. "...the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it."

National Lampoon's Family Vacation (if i'm right)

suzyvermoesen · #17 02-21-2008, 10:22 AM

1."Who giveth this woman? "This woman." But she's not a woman. She's still a child. And she's leaving us. What's it going to be like to come home and not find her? Not to hear her voice calling "Hi, Pops" as I come in? I suddenly realized what I was doing. I was giving up Kay. Something inside me began to hurt." Father of the Bride - Brad

2."Anyone! Anyone! It didn't have to be a no-good slut straight from the .gutter. Just as long as she is young, healthy and not a virgin!"

3."Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? " National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - GypsySorcerer
4."Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos" Rocky Horror Picture Show - Brad

5."It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left."

6."Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? "

7."When it comes to bed, there's no difference between a poet, a priest, or a communist! "

8."Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other lawyers. "

9."Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid! "

10."That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock. "

GypsySorcerer · #18 02-21-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by suzyvermoesen

3."Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? "

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #19 02-21-2008, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by danax6

Here's me!

4. It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Is this Bridget Jones?

GypsySorcerer · #20 02-21-2008, 02:05 PM

1. "Explain the situation? Yes. 'Excuse me, sir, my friend was the one balling your wife couple of hours ago. Really sorry. He seems to have left his wallet behind. I was wondering if I come in, just poke around, I don't know."

2. "I'm Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours."

3. "Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

4. "Dirt in the fuel line... just blowed it away."

5. "Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad."

6. "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in a dictionary."

7. "I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts."

8. "My colors are "blush" and "bashful."

9. "By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."

10. "Oh, quit prissing. I don't think you done it right, anyway."

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #21 02-21-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

8. "My colors are "blush" and "bashful."

Steel Magnolias! So many quotes to choose from for that movie!

SuzeQuze · #22 02-21-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon

Steel Magnolias! So many quotes to choose from for that movie!

Nice sig pic, Pip!

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #23 02-21-2008, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Nice sig pic, Pip!

lol... it cracked me up

David · #24 02-21-2008, 02:43 PM

1. A dame with a rod is like a guy with a knitting needle.

2. Godfrey Daniel!

3. 'Tain't a fit night out for man nor beast!

4. When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

5. Don't you see? You'll be a patron of the opera! You'll get into society. Then you can marry me & they'll kick you out of society, & all you'll have lost is $200,000!

6. I'm in the bond & stock business. Now I have 5,000 shares of Beefsteak Mines in Leapfrog, Nevada, that I want to turn over to your bank. Now these shares are selling for 10 cents a share. Naturally you're no dunce. If 5 will get you 10, 10 will get you twenty, 16-cylinder cars, a big home in the city, balconies upstairs & down, home in the country, big trees, private golf course, stream running through the rear of the estate, warm Sunday afternoons fishing under the cool trees, sipping ice cold beer.

7. Open the door for Mr. Muckle!

8. And if it should get dull, you can always go over to Tul-sa for the weekend.

9. Say, was you ever bit by a dead bee?

10. Toto, this is Captain McGlue. I'm going to see more of him & less of you from now on. Listen carefully, dear, I left my handkerchief on the yacht. You go fetch it. Si?

Brad · #25 02-21-2008, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by suzyvermoesen

1."Who giveth this woman? "This woman." But she's not a woman. She's still a child. And she's leaving us. What's it going to be like to come home and not find her? Not to hear her voice calling "Hi, Pops" as I come in? I suddenly realized what I was doing. I was giving up Kay. Something inside me began to hurt."

4."Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos"

1. Father of the Bride

4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Brad · #26 02-21-2008, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

7. "I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts."

Breakfast Club

jannieC · #27 02-21-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by suzyvermoesen

4."Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos"

Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Woops- Brad beat me. Brad and Janet-LOL.

xdreamsunwindx · #28 02-22-2008, 02:27 AM

1) "We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

2) "Johnny, do you like movies about gladiators?" (Airplane! guessed by darklinensuit)

3) "Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex." (Clueless, guessed by Brad)

4) "And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them... tell them that I never turned down a friend. I... never turned down a stranger for that matter. And tell them... tell them that when all is said and done, I only ask that people remember me by two simple words... Any two, as long as they're simple."

5) "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have **** for brains."

6) "I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

7) "I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip." (Empire Records, guessed by Sarah)

8) "Hey, where the white women at?"

9) "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." (Better Off Dead, guessed by darklinensuit)

10) "Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
'Lemmy.'
[imitates a game show buzzer]
'... God?'
"Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God." (Airheads, guessed by Sarah)

darklinensuit · #29 02-22-2008, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by xdreamsunwindx

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2) "Johnny, do you like movies about gladiators?"

9) "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

2 - Airplane
9 - Better off Dead
(If I'm right, I want my two dollars!)

- Jake

Richard B · #30 02-22-2008, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon

6. You're not dead yet: so stop living as if you are!

This one kept ringing around my head, as I swear I had heard it. But then I thought it was one of my friends telling me this.

Then it came to me: Beaches
(Which is weird, as I dislike the film immensely. But now I remember Bette Midler saying this line).