Let's all get Tusked!

[SortaSavageLike]

"Oh God, Christine, did you hear? Mick just hired me as our Cute Adviser!"


Photographer: "Careful with your hair, Stevie."
Stevie: "Why?"
Photographer: "Because it's..." (loud "bwooong" sound)..."spring loaded."


"Ah man. I didn't mean it when I said "pull my finger!""


"And to those that I love...seen all good people turn their heads...****. Clumsy lyrical phrasing always screws me up."


"Hope you guys don't mind me just sittin' around, waiting for my boobs to firm up a little..."


"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: one Nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all."


"You know what would be funny, Lindsey?"
(Sighs) "No, what?"
"If somebody took a picture of me right now, and that picture got damaged, and somebody tried to sell a reproduction of that picture and passed it off as brand new!"
"Whatever, Stevie!"


"Woah, Christine, I totally found a grain of sand on the stage!"


"Ah ****, I totally just remembered where I was gonna be when my diahrrea returned!"


Would the person who left their witch costume backstage please claim it? I'm not really comfortable dressing like this. Thank you."

[michelle2677]

3 for me. I have no idea why there's just something about it.


well, if you take away your "pulling finger" comment.

[MacMan]

Oh Christ! These were funny... Some of your best!

[LikeAWillow]

I've got to go with 1. The moments when she's just oh so casually gorgeous kill me.

[Musicman408]

I said one, but it's hard to look at Stevie in a Tuskable light for me...... She's more of an aunt.

[Sahara]

I love you, Savage.