Happy birthday Michelle2677 !!

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

already gotcha covered babe! went there for lunch I had to double check my mt. dew. but then I realized "oh wait. I'm not in ohio *slurp*"

omg, that's still pretty close. that guy could be anywhere by now.

*checks bottle of dr. pepper*

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

at least you're honest, my dear 'friend' nickay has a birthday on Wednesday - and I feel she'll be enjoying herself at Sonic Then she'll be hunting me down for the birthday card I sent her

well, the white trash wasn't necessarily cracker barrel. it was the fact that in my hometown, they just opened a brand new one (we don't even have a movie theater here ) TODAY! i've been looking at the billboards for months. "cracker barrel! opens! june 18th!! take the first exit blah blah" ...oh..white trash, right. the white trash part comes where if need be, I was gonna flash my id to tell them it was MY god damn birthday and I want to be moved to the front of the line!!! luckily for them, they weren't that busy

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

omg, that's still pretty close. that guy could be anywhere by now.

*checks bottle of dr. pepper*

was he broke down? god help us, maybe he was and he's on foot now. he's probably in Kent by now. WOrking at Pizza Hut. Mike-remind me before I leave in two weeks to bring my own drinks and never......under any circumstances NEVER drink anything made in ohio while I'm there.

[gretchen]

happy birthday!!!!!

[amber]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_Barrel

as I said. It was a white trash birthday

mmmmmmmmm.......and yes, I know that's a lot of carbs on that plate. I planned it that way

I'm not sure what some of that stuff is. That's okay, though. Because that is how I describe many of my tasty birthday or otherwise outings - "white trash". Not Kentucky style, I'm sure, but nevertheless, Calitrashilicious.

Oh, it's a whole...food chain thingy? With accusations of descrimination? But what good...food chain thingy...doesn't have that? It seems like...how happy I would be to scarf some oozings at Denny's on my birthday? Except without grits with salt in them. Cause sugar and cream instead.

Wow, actually, with those grubbins, which I can't identify but that seem greasily delicious, your birthday is better than I thought before.

"The outer porch of a Cracker Barrel store has rows of rocking chairs for guests to enjoy before or after eating, and there is usually a fireplace and a checkers table within the dining area for an added country feel."

Yeah, I was talking about this:


It's good for birthdays, too! Now I feel like some kind of assy type of low budget
mom-cheese snob. Meh. I'll eat any cheese. And I'd probably eat what is on that plate, even though I can't identify it.

So, WTF, did you get any presents, or what?!?

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

was he broke down? god help us, maybe he was and he's on foot now. he's probably in Kent by now. WOrking at Pizza Hut. Mike-remind me before I leave in two weeks to bring my own drinks and never......under any circumstances NEVER drink anything made in ohio while I'm there.

I don't know, I got the condensed voicemail version. It's funny to me to think that this guy was hitching across the country while never using a traditional bathroom. A cup here, a box there. Whatever works.

Stay away from the beverages in Ohio! The locals have adapted to them over the years so they're immune. Outsiders aren't so lucky. Think Montezuma's revenge...multiplied by like...a billion.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by amber

"The outer porch of a Cracker Barrel store has rows of rocking chairs for guests to enjoy before or after eating, and there is usually a fireplace and a checkers table within the dining area for an added country feel."

Best part. Besides the baked apples...and the dumplings.

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by amber

I'm not sure what some of that stuff is. That's okay, though. Because that is how I describe many of my tasty birthday or otherwise outings - "white trash". Not Kentucky style, I'm sure, but nevertheless, Calitrashilicious.

Oh, it's a whole...food chain thingy? With accusations of descrimination? But what good...food chain thingy...doesn't have that? It seems like...how happy I would be to scarf some oozings at Denny's on my birthday? Except without grits with salt in them. Cause sugar and cream instead.

Wow, actually, with those grubbins, which I can't identify but that seem greasily delicious, your birthday is better than I thought before.

"The outer porch of a Cracker Barrel store has rows of rocking chairs for guests to enjoy before or after eating, and there is usually a fireplace and a checkers table within the dining area for an added country feel."

Yeah, I was talking about this:


It's good for birthdays, too! Now I feel like some kind of assy type of low budget
mom-cheese snob. Meh. I'll eat any cheese. And I'd probably eat what is on that plate, even though I can't identify it.

So, WTF, did you get any presents, or what?!?

yeah, chicken n dumplin's, okra, hashbrown casserole and mac n cheese. it was beautiful. and I got money. Lots and lots of money to take with me on my stevie trip in two weeks!! and now that I see the package, I have had that cheese!! and I like denny's too but I like the little triangle peg game at cracker barrel!!

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

I don't know, I got the condensed voicemail version. It's funny to me to think that this guy was hitching across the country while never using a traditional bathroom. A cup here, a box there. Whatever works.

well, you know peeps from ohio. they are skanky.

stay away from the beverages in Ohio! The locals have adapted to them over the years so they're immune. Outsiders aren't so lucky. Think Montezuma's revenge...multiplied by like...a billion.

omg..I'm going to try. if I get thirsty, I may just have to make a trip up to pennsylvania. gas 50 dollars a gallon? I don't give a flying f*ck. as long as I dont' have to drink the ohio water

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

Best part. Besides the baked apples...and the dumplings.

had it. and had it

[amber]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

Best part. Besides the baked apples...and the dumplings.

You mean the checkers? Or the rocking chairs? Or the fiyah? It sounds pretty nice, gotta say. I've had baked apples and dumplings...once, I think...not together...I was all weirded out b/c my mom put dumplings in stew, then they were all soggy. I guess I don't understand dumplings? Baked apples, though...mmm...

In fact, here, we'd be like "A wood burning pizza oven, serving delicious california quisine, featuring fresh local organic in season herbs and veggies, a treat for Vegans, with a delightful patio on which a fire, and outdoor heaters, keep patrons delightfully warm while they enjoy local made wood furniture and delight in the occasional game of checkers, and local jazz bands playing most nights"

You gotta go to our lovely redneck whitebread mountain foothill towns for what yer talking about. Luckily, my parents live there. I still don't think I've ever seen rocking chairs or checkers, though. Weak.

So, then, instead, I'd be way over at Denny's eating grease. But Denny's wouldn't have fire, rocking chairs, or checkers. They would have slightly belligerent loudmouth drunks.

My point? My point is that whenever I get over to your states, I'm hitting the Cracker Barrel, hard. In fact, the Cracker Barrel may be the whole impetus for any trip I take down theah. Word to the south.

Michelle, I must say, the more I hear about your Cracker Barrel birthday, the more I am convinced you may have had the ultimate birthday snacky greasy fun goodness. Just saying. Never been there, don't know for sure, but it is sounding pretty awesome.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by amber

You mean the checkers? Or the rocking chairs? Or the fiyah?

I'm talking all three. Gotta go for the trifecta when Cracker Barrel is involved. Actually, you really don't have a choice because you leave your table so incredibly stuffed that the rocking chairs are as far as you could make it before collapsing for a long sleep.

[mikeschmike]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

but I like the little triangle peg game at cracker barrel!!

We're playing that when me meet. Go back to CB and steal theirs! I'm addicted to that little game.

well, you know peeps from ohio. they are skanky.

I heard it was just the moms.

had it. and had it

then it was a happy birthday after all!

[carrie721]

that's ****ing it! when you guys in ohio i am taking you to pizza hut and making you drink lemonade!

and he was headed AWAY from kent, probably on his way to the promised land, aka kentucky.

just setting the record straight!

[michelle2677]

I've already warned security and they've locked our borders tight. No Ohioans allowed.


oh, and I don't think that's gonna be lemonade.


the only record is the fact that YOU were driving down an OHIO highway and saw a random man on the side of the road, pissing in a pizza hut cup. ON the side of the road. FACING traffic. While pissing. In a pizza hut cup. On the side of the road. IN Ohio.


DAMN this has been a great birthday!!!


although I was a little disappointed bop didn't wish me a happy b-day bastard

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by carrie721

that's ****ing it! when you guys in ohio i am taking you to pizza hut and making you drink lemonade!

why do I need to make a trip to Ohio to pertake of what we Oklahomans have been doing forever?

Man, ya Ohioans need to get with the program...Sheesh, yer almost as bad as those damn Kentuckians

Brian "Give me a Tastee Freeze burger....DITTO!!!!" j.

[GODDESS6]

happy belated michelle!!! ~

[BlackWidow]

Happy Birthmanity!!!