Rolling Stone's review of VBoFM

[DownOnRodeo]

ROFLMAO!!!!

David, that bad poetry was right up my alley! Thanks for the laughs!!

It reminded me of something I came across a year ago: The Dark and Stormy Night awards

Thousands of people enter to try and win a prize for writing the worst possible opening sentence of a novel (the contest inspired by 'It was a dark and stormy night...'). The winning entries are gold!

The countdown had stalled at T minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick, rubbery lips unmistakably--the first of many such advances during what would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my career.

LOL!!