Welcome my son! Welcome...to the fabulousness!!!

[SortaSavageLike]

For those of you can temporarily pull themselves away from painfully deconstructing Stevie's setlists, or the fact she isn't singing higggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh enough anymore,, here's a bunch of pictures.

"Hey Waddy, make sure no one sees my mysterious four-inch boob that's stuck to my armpit, kay?"


"Before I begin, I'd like to give some basic tips on shawl care. Tip One: Don't move when wearing a shawl. Tip Two: Don't clean your shawl for 16 hours or you'll look as wasted as I am.


Stevie once ruined a perfectly tasteful silhouetted sex scene by standing perfectly still and karate chopping her partner.


"Woah, players do only love you when they're playing! Heavy ****, man!"


"Who the hell do you think I am, Herbie? Black hooded cloak, velvet gauntlets, a bustier? This ain't my kind of shtick!"


"You son of a bitch! I don't have a temper problem, especially not when I'm on stage!"


"Aw shucks gee qhiz gosh golly oh boy oh wow tom petty me likey he he he!"


What the...Huh? Oh god, I got my...what, superglue!? Christ, I'm stuck!


"Hmm...I just can't seem to decide which picture to use for the cover of my Greatest Hits album..."



Stevie: "baby,oooohooohoooo, baby baby babe babe...gunna make you sweat gunna pull out your tooth. dodododododooodododedoodleydododododododododododooooo. Its benn a longtimebenalongtimebeenalongtime been a long lonlylonlylonlylonlylonly. Wuh Wyooow Wyooow Wyooow Wyooow Wuh Wyuuu Wyuuu Wyuuu Wyuuu Doooowap DOooooooooowap! Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowap! Dedooooowap Dedooowap!
Sharon: Stevie, you're getting your Zeppelin songs mixed up.
Stevie: They all sound the same anyway!

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

"Woah, players do only love you when they're playing! Heavy ****, man!"

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

"Aw shucks gee qhiz gosh golly oh boy oh wow tom petty me likey he he he!"

When did Margi launch her own line of maternity wear?

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

When did Margi launch her own line of maternity wear?

LOL.

seriously, what is up with all the weird flaps and panels? somebody get mama on what not to wear!

[ontheEdgeof17]

^Not to mention it looks like she is wearing one glove.

[carrie721]

maybe hitting the tamb with a gloved hand prevents it from actually making any noise, a la the taped tamb disaster of 93.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by carrie721

maybe hitting the tamb with a gloved hand prevents it from actually making any noise, a la the taped tamb disaster of 93.

That's why she can't add new songs to her setlist.....too.many.flashbacks.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

That's why she can't add new songs to her setlist.....too.many.flashbacks.

she once tried to add julia to the setlist but all she could remember was how the headphones kept slipping off

[Nixxxed]

Originally Posted by carrie721

maybe hitting the tamb with a gloved hand prevents it from actually making any noise, a la the taped tamb disaster of 93.

PTSD = Post Tambo Smacking Disaster

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Nixxxed

PTSD = Post Tambo Smacking Disaster

and there changed her life~

[JazmenFlowers]

^^^
y'all are some evil bitches.

[StreetAngel86]

Originally Posted by SortaSavageLike

Stevie once ruined a perfectly tasteful silhouetted sex scene by standing perfectly still and karate chopping her partner.

she looks like she's trying to make a DOVE...backwards