Most backwards state

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

What, no West Virginia?

where the hell is the state of confusion known as Oklahoma at on this list?

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

I may have to check them out.

If you'd like a few CDs, just say the word.

[irishgrl]

I didnt see Texas or Alaska, either of which would have gotten my vote

[priestofnothing]

Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

(For example... Q: Why do they call it toothpaste instead of teethpaste? A: Because it was invented in West Virginia!)

No Johnny,

A: Because they only have one tooth to brush....



And Florida is really two states: North Florida and South Florida. North Florida is the backward part.

[michelle2677]

well. I know where my vote must go. It's a difficult decision-voting for your homestate but after last night-I knew it couldn't be any other way.


I went to see my bro play last night. The town was about 45 minutes away. It was pretty....bad. not them-they were great! and my brother was good!!! He was all grown up and of course I think I cried a few times. (just a few )

THEN...god then-I decided to go to the bathroom
the girl with pink hair, and a little strapless shirt with a black bra-it looked like some-dominatrix bra-leather...rhinestones....etc...that crisscrossed in the front AND back was talking to the other girl. Pink hair is girl 1. Other girl-girl 2.
I'm in the stall trying to mind my own business but have my ear up to the wall to get all the good gossip.

Girl 2 "he's a WHORE!!!"
girl1 "who?!"
girl 2 "my baby daddy" (please people..i'm not making this up..I wish I were)
girl 1 "who is that?"
girl 2 "the guy at the door taking cover charges and checking id's. He said it wasn't his baby, and that he wanted a MAternity test. I brought him up here one time...and he said 'I ain't that baby's daddy...he look more like you than me"
girl1 "how many times has he seen him??"
girl 2 "twice. He had me locked up when I was four months pregnant"

(by this time I'm washing my hands. It's like a train wreck-you can't look away. So I would be looking at my hands, then find myself drifting up looking at them and then back down at my hands )

girl 2 "His new girlfriend looks like mr. ed...you know..the talking horse"


good god. The only thing I could think about was that she has a two month old and she's at a bar. AND the fact that she brought him up there one night. Anyone see sweet home alabama?? "you have a baby....in a bar"


my vote goes to kentucky

[DavidMn]

Unfortunately, there were only 10 possible options for the poll. I know, hard to choose isnt it?

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by DavidMn

Unfortunately, there were only 10 possible options for the poll. I know, hard to choose isnt it?

after last night-no..not really

thank god I'm normal, though

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

after last night-no..not really

thank god I'm normal, though

Yes, an oasis of normalcy in a sea of chaos.