America's Next Top Model: Cycle 7

[ontheEdgeof17]

^I haven't watched this episode yet and trying not to read the spoilers....but is Amanda gone? Oh. I hope so!@#$

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

^I haven't watched this episode yet and trying not to read the spoilers....but is Amanda gone? Oh. I hope so!@#$

yes.

Tyra cracked me up last night. that bitch lives in her own world. a world where she is skinny, smart AND funny.

[skcin]

^ Last night's ep took the cake. What.The.F*ck.Is.Tyra.On.

And once again, they decide to cinch her into a tight corset, highlighting her best features (small waist & huge boobs.) And what do they do to her bottom half? Squish it into a skin tight silk skirt with HORIZONTAL STRIPES. Great idea, elaborate her giant ass with an ugly ill fitting skirt.

Loved when she announced she wanted to dance & Miss Jay was like "oh no, I wasn't inviting you to dance."

Glad the twins are gone. Too creepy & awkward for my taste. Caridee all the way, baby.

[JazmenFlowers]

^^^
I know. and when her shoe fell off while they were dancing I f*cking knew she was going to point out that she kept on dancing anyway. b/c you know Tyra is the consumate professional. I wonder if that wasn't even planned. you know how Tyra loves to toot her own horn.

especially when she explained about having to dance flamenco once...Miss J remembered and then what do they show? a f*cking clip of it. lol.

[Livia]

It freaks me out how both Melrose and Caridee are not all that in person, but they both photograph so well!

I want Caridee to win, but I think it will be Melrose.

[Red]

I liked those creepy twins! They never pick anyone with an actual edge as the winner though so there you have it. I'm on the Caridee train myself. The water picture? Freakin' gorgeous!

[skcin]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

especially when she explained about having to dance flamenco once...Miss J remembered and then what do they show? a f*cking clip of it. lol.

Yeah. And it looked more like Epileptic Spastic Vogue than Flamenco.

I loved the water pics too, they all looked stunning.

Oh, and who else tried to turn their foot around backwards after they pointed out the odd angle of the twin chick's foot.

[Janet]

LOL-that foot thing was funny. Poor girl. They will get used to those bodies. They must be at least 5'11 and weigh like 120 at the most.

If Melrose wins, I will never watch that show again. She isn't a model. She doesn't have it.

I think it will be Caridee. She has told the judge to get the stick out of his ass and she's still there. They know she's got it.

In the end, I said it would be blonde vs blonde. I still think that. They kept Melrose because she was the best AT IT...she wins the prize...but she isn't the BEST model...by far. Against Caridee, she doesn't have a chance.

Love Eugena-but she will not win.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Janet

Love Eugena-but she will not win.

Ah, thank you, I'm glad someone said that. I don't think they will pick a black girl also because Danielle won last time. She is the actual prettiest one. Her eyes don't pop as much as the others', but I don't really see that as a problem, most models look blank anyway. And I like her real life personality, she is calm and poised, and that makes her seem elegant and dignified.
The other two are spazzes. I like Caridee though, and i agree she will win, but if she does that will not be fair, because Melrose did the best in everything. How will they justify that? I don't hate Melrose except for when she makes this one face - it's like a smile, but then she tightens her face/mouth, and it makes these ugly muscle things pop from her neck to her jaw, and gives her jabba frog face.

Tyra, uh, wasn't very graceful last night when she was dancing. I was like, "sh*t, I can dance that badly..." I didn't think Tyra was especially much different last night, however...

Originally Posted by Jazzercise

Tyra cracked me up last night. that bitch lives in her own world. a world where she is skinny, smart AND funny.

don't forget and insightful, and can act.

However, I think she looks fine. But of course I would expect y'all to make fun of her anyways.... I didn't notice her stripey skirt. Of course.

[skcin]

^ I don't think she looks bad really. I just think that if she's going to host a show (and she created it, right?) focusing soley on modeling, photography & fashion, that they could dress her a bit better. I know she's retired (because she's told us 15 times this season) but still. Why wear unflattering clothes? You're beautiful & rich, there's just no excuse.

[amber]

Originally Posted by skcin

^ I don't think she looks bad really. I just think that if she's going to host a show (and she created it, right?) focusing soley on modeling, photography & fashion, that they could dress her a bit better. I know she's retired (because she's told us 15 times this season) but still. Why wear unflattering clothes? You're beautiful & rich, there's just no excuse.

Like I said, I didn't notice, and thought she looked fine. Her skirt may have been ugly, I just only noticed her top. It couldn't have been that bad, though, or I would have noticed. I just remembered I kind of looked away for a minute when she was dancing b/c I was embarrassed for her.

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by Janet

Love Eugena-but she will not win.

exactly.

Originally Posted by amber

Ah, thank you, I'm glad someone said that. I don't think they will pick a black girl also because Danielle won last time.

you got it.

[amber]

YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!


CARIDEE WON!!!!


Thank goodness. She had just the kind of crazy emotional acting dorkiness that I love. She's so geniune and expressive and natural.

I really liked Eugenia, what a face. But knew she wouldn't win. But I am kinda bummed that they mistook her natural dignity, calm, and circumspection for having no personality. And did you hear Caridee say Eugenia was really kind hearted? I mean, does everyone have to roll their eyes and foam at the mouth to be thought to have a personality? Ridiculous. I think dignity, calm, and circumspection are admirable traits, and can look good in a model, and especially a spokesperson.

[JazmenFlowers]

yay for Caridee. I was a little worried there for a second. I wasn't impressed at all by either of them at the runway show. I was like, hmmm, next. but after looking at both of their portfolio's it's clear Caridee deserves to win.

and I loved how Tyra stood up and put her hands on her hips...to get Danielle (Dani), last season's winner and a professional model now, to do the same while she's walking the runway...and bitch did it!

oh, and Amber, ITA with what you said. next week starts Britain's version, which they say is full of more drama.

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

I find Britains Next Top Model boring compared the the US one