Letterman Top Ten

[ELIUD]

This was his Top Ten on last night's show. Here's the link but below is the Stevie mention. I sent this to the Nicksfix as well.

Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Is Depressed

10. Speaks wistfully of the days when his approval rating was 33%

9. Barely musters a smile when catching Cheney torture detainees

8. Smug, arrogant smirk replaced by smug, arrogant frown

7. Barely laughs anymore during "Happy Days" reruns

6. Falls asleep during intelligence briefings...actually, he always did that

5. No longer pretends he quit drinking

4. Sits in the Oval Office listening to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" over and over

3. When Rumsfeld left yesterday, Bush pleaded, "Take me with you"

2. At lunch with speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi, he hardly touched his fish sticks

1. Asked Bubba if he still had the big chick's phone number

[Livia]

Hee-hee!

[CelticGypsy]

Poor Dave...........he just misses his ex-wife, Stevie so much that he has to mention anything about her once in awhile

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by ELIUD

2. At lunch with speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi, he hardly touched his fish sticks

1. Asked Bubba if he still had the big chick's phone number

The Landslide mention was funny - but the above two made laugh out loud

[BlackWidow]

Just BRILLIANT, DAVE!!!

[Sahara]

Originally Posted by CelticGypsy

Poor Dave...........he just misses his ex-wife, Stevie so much that he has to mention anything about her once in awhile

"But we're married, so it's okay..."
Brilliant stuff.