Where is Suri Cruise? IS there a Suri Cruise?

[irishgrl]

Suri's Birth Certificate
tomkat conspiracy timeline
birth certificate has anomalies. nuff said. be sure and click all the links, the mystery deepens.

PS: this is for you Suze!

[goldustsongbird]

I always thought it seemed like Katie was preggers for 100 years.

[irishgrl]

Originally Posted by goldustsongbird

I always thought it seemed like Katie was preggers for 100 years.

and she went Up/down, Up/down in the belly dept......whatsup with that? I cant imagine any SANE woman going thru this charade with Tom to perpetuate the myth he could father a child........Even Brad and Angie let the photogs in finally

I wonder what Nicole is thinking about all of this? and Toms other children?

[diamondsnake]

This is like a soap opera! Maybe Katie had a pillow under her clothes and she was never really preggers to begin with? This is too weird!

Or their baby is deformed or strange-looking and they are ashamed. Which is my theory.

But, if the baby really exists, you would think that someone would have taken a pic (the nanny, the maid, the gardner) and it would have gotten out to the press by now.

On the other hand, I am thinking that Suri has to exist because many celebs have said that they have seen her. I think she must look somewhat "ugly" and they don't want the tabloids to print any pictures of her.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by diamondsnake

This is like a soap opera! Maybe Katie had a pillow under her clothes and she was never really preggers to begin with? This is too weird!

Or their baby is deformed or strange-looking and they are ashamed. Which is my theory.

But, if the baby really exists, you would think that someone would have taken a pic (the nanny, the maid, the gardner) and it would have gotten out to the press by now.

On the other hand, I am thinking that Suri has to exist because many celebs have said that they have seen her. I think she must look somewhat "ugly" and they don't want the tabloids to print any pictures of her.

Well, it is part alien.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by skcin

Well, it is part alien.

OMG...I just spit water all over the place...ok not really -but I was close!

[skcin]

Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

OMG...I just spit water all over the place...ok not really -but I was close!

My work is done here.

[xdreamsunwindx]

Originally Posted by diamondsnake

On the other hand, I am thinking that Suri has to exist because many celebs have said that they have seen her. I think she must look somewhat "ugly" and they don't want the tabloids to print any pictures of her.

But, they're Scientologists. They're that kind of people.

I believe they're lying out their asses. This kid doesn't exist. Period.

[Serrart]

I think the baby exists but unfortunatelly will have to grow up with a paranoid father and a weak mother.

Romy

[madformac]

Originally Posted by Serrart

I think the baby exists but unfortunatelly will have to grow up with a paranoid father and a weak mother.

Romy

We talking Suri Cruise here or Barbara and Jenna Bush??

[Serrart]

Originally Posted by madformac

We talking Suri Cruise here or Barbara and Jenna Bush??

I don't think the first lady is weak. She probably is the man in the family.

Romy

[madformac]

Originally Posted by Serrart

I don't think the first lady is weak. She probably is the man in the family.

Romy

Maybe not weak as a person at all. Just as a wife.

Otherwise she might have had a positive effect on her religously bigotted husband over the years.

I bet she is the man in the house. It would explain why he tries to be a big tough macho man in public. Bet she has him washing the presidential dishes..

[JazmenFlowers]

god...I just don't care. I wish they'd all just go away already.

[irishgrl]

Snap! you're no fun are you? can I get you a Soma? a Xanax? a Quaalude?

[SuzeQuze]

These people are completely mental.