Ledgie thank yous...

[foxyluva]

Originally Posted by amber

I'd start working on your resume and portfolio right now.

Im putting together my references of guys who almost had me, and then I decided not to go there - so hopefully that will suffice

[foxyluva]

Originally Posted by carrie721

wait, what makes you think i'm a virgin? what is a near-virgin, by the way???

i am honored to be the head of the (c)lit department. i'm an expert.

I will eat my shorts if your a virgin

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

wait, what makes you think i'm a virgin? what is a near-virgin, by the way???

i am honored to be the head of the (c)lit department. i'm an expert.

I didn't. I figured since you were a young Ohio lesbian, that you could possibly be near virgin. I didn't know one way or another, I just wanted to cover my bases.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

I didn't. I figured since you were a young Ohio lesbian, that you could possibly be near virgin. I didn't know one way or another, I just wanted to cover my bases.

you're right ... being gay in middle-america IS the meaning of near-virgin!

Originally Posted by foxyluva

I will eat my shorts if your a virgin

If you keep eating your own shorts, no one's going to want to do it for you!

[amber]

Originally Posted by foxyluva

Im putting together my references of guys who almost had me, and then I decided not to go there - so hopefully that will suffice

If that is your idea of a virgin math joke, it's not going to cut it. Next!

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

If you keep eating your own shorts, no one's going to want to do it for you!

Nice. See, that is why you get to start the school.

[WelshWitchPMD]

Originally Posted by amber

Good point. But I assume part of the point would be to make the whole thing tighter, but I guess not. I guess they just restore the...thing....so it can be broken?...
Those idiots should just send $5000 to me.

I was not too sure of the point of it either. I don't know if it became tighter and the thingy was put back or if it was just the thingy being put back.
I would think that if someone had 6 kids that they could put the $5000.00 to better use.

[foxyluva]

Originally Posted by carrie721

If you keep eating your own shorts, no one's going to want to do it for you!

Oh you flatter me so

[foxyluva]

Originally Posted by amber

If that is your idea of a virgin math joke, it's not going to cut it. Next!

yeah. I was really reaching with that one

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by foxyluva

Oh you flatter me so

s'wut i'm here for.

[amber]

Originally Posted by WelshWitchPMD

I was not too sure of the point of it either. I don't know if it became tighter and the thingy was put back or if it was just the thingy being put back.
I would think that if someone had 6 kids that they could put the $5000.00 to better use.

Yeah, but on the other hand, after six of them, it's probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, so if it did tighten it, I could see the point. My friend just got a tummy tuck, and is getting her boobs, and she just put it on credit - so these people can probably kinda afford it, at least.

[foxyluva]

Originally Posted by amber

Yeah, but on the other hand, after six of them, it's probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

.

I saw that Family Guy episode too

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

throwing a hot dog down a hallway

Oh man, that phrase gets me every time.

[amber]

Originally Posted by carrie721

Oh man, that phrase gets me every time.

Yep. I had to say it.

*ding!* - chicken strip time. Hmm, maybe I'll lay in bed and eat them, ridding myself of any sense of humanity, decorum, or non slothfulness.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by amber

Yep. I had to say it.

*ding!* - chicken strip time. Hmm, maybe I'll lay in bed and eat them, absolving myself of any sense of humanity, decorum, or non slothfulness.

screw decorum. i just shoved a chicken breast and a banana into my gaping maw while watching what not to wear.