Porn Flick Starring Jimi Hendrix on Ebay

desertangel · #1 07-28-2006, 02:47 AM

Is the first picture attached what I think it is?! The seller mentions the Plaster Caster, of which a copy of Jimi's cast can be purchased via the PC website for about $1,500. Wondering how that would look on my mantle.

And who's that chick?? She looks familiar.

Here's the auction description:

Here is the ULTIMATE of ALL JIMI HENDRIX COLLECTIBLES. It's the ONLY ONE KNOWN TO EXIST. Matter of fact, up till now, none were known to exist. It's for real and this is the first time it's being offered. This is a XXX film featuring Jimi Hendrix, the No.1 rock and roll star of all time.
How did I get this film: I aquired this film at a local auction. I don't even remember at which auction because I go to so many and I didn't realize who was on this film till about 2 years after owning it. So, there's no way to trace back how the film ended up in a box of junk at an auction. On the spool was written "Black Man", so whoever had it before me didn't realize what they had.

The film: 8mm format about 10-12 minutes long. The quality is not real good being in 8mm format. It features a black man "Jimi" and two women. I believe I have identified one of the women, but am keeping her idenity a secret (don't want any legal ramifications from it).

What makes me think this is Jimi Hendrix: When I match up pictures from this film with photos on the internet I can not only tell it's Jimi Hendrix, but it appears to be from around 1968, about the time he was plaster casted by the Plastercaster's. He's wearing the usual muti-colored headband like Jimi would always wear along with extremely large gold rings. Same facial features and Go-tee. All the same physical characteristics as in the pictures on the internet. YOU MUST SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.

How It all started: I was watching a documentary on TV about Jimi Hendrix. In the documentary it was briefly mentioned that Jimi supposedly made or starred in a pornographic film, but one had never surfaced and there is no documentation of it ever existing. So, one day while going thru my films, getting them ready to sale on ebay, next thing I know I'm watching Jimi Hendrix with 2 women. I have shown it to several people and they all agree it's him. One person even identified one of the women, and after comparing her with pictures on the internet, I have to agree that it is her.

Kathy Etchingham (Jimi's girlfriend in the latter part of his life) gave an interview in 1973. Part of the interview went like this: "' Kathy talked, too, of Jimi's penchant for filming, and even for recording some of his sexual exploits on film. 'He went really crazy about cinefilming,' she said. 'He bought a lovely camera and projector and sometimes he'd just lean out of the window and film people walking across the road. He had a thing about taking films of really fat women, or skinny ugly ones; then he used to show the films and laugh at them. He would also get friends of his to film women running around naked in his room. Often, though, these films were blacked out by the processing people if they got a bit way-out." Well, this is one film that didn't get blacked out.

I'll guarantee this film to be authentic. It is not a reproduction, and has not been doctored. This is the REAL McCOY. I am very limited as to the pictures I can show here, but if you are serious, and want to see this film, we may be able to make arrangements. I live in Northern Indiana and you would have to come here for viewing. I can email you more pictures if you want, but they too will be watermarked to prevent copying (please, serious bidders only).

foxyluva · #2 07-28-2006, 03:34 AM

Lordy girl, Im eating my dinner and boom - cock pic

foxyluva · #3 07-28-2006, 03:57 AM

You now what is absolutley hillarious - go I went onto see who was online, and every single member, bar 1 or 2, was checking out the attachments on this page

amber · #4 07-28-2006, 04:42 AM

Um...what's that first attachment pic of? If it's what I think it is

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So there's a finger, but the tip is inside something, and...uh...uh...

GODDESS6 · #5 07-28-2006, 06:13 AM

you know i am weariing my jimi hendrix shorts, w/ "purple haze" on the butt, right now...

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i heard this was out there...lol~

classic~
the title, "black man" is hysterical~

GateandGarden · #6 07-28-2006, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by takenbythesky

Well, so much for things being boring around here.

~~where's lux at a time like this?~~

Justin, you know good and well that the porn Lux posted was far more risque than this. Why, her mere presence promotes widespread depravity. How dare you even mention her name.

Miss Vicky · #7 07-28-2006, 09:19 AM

The object in the first picture is quite obviously a finger, you perverts.

The hairy thing it's touching is another matter...

GateandGarden · #8 07-28-2006, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by takenbythesky

Lux's influence over people is Machiavellian. She will use any means necessary to get her way. If only my mind were not so malleable, perhaps I could resist her charms and think for myself. For now I will allow the memory of her pornography to retroactively corrupt me.

Machiavelllian, yes. Her situational ethics mirror those utilized in the moderation of this board.

hayley · #9 07-28-2006, 09:33 AM

Seriously- Lux gets in trouble over posting a classy picture of a naked man but this thread has been up for over eight hours with pictures of what looks to me like a knuckle up a cooch? Wow.

JazmenFlowers · #10 07-28-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by hayley

Seriously- Lux gets in trouble over posting a classy picture of a naked man but this thread has been up for over eight hours with pictures of what looks to me like a knuckle up a cooch? Wow.

I suspect since it was posted at nearly 3am no moderator has seen this. I'm sure it will be dealt with. the pictures should be removed.

gldstwmn · #11 07-28-2006, 09:57 AM

I've edited the post to remove the offending photos. The subject matter is fine, as far as I'm concerned. Take the Lux talk elsewhere, please.

SuzeQuze · #12 07-28-2006, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

I suspect since it was posted at nearly 3am no moderator has seen this. I'm sure it will be dealt with. the pictures should be removed.

Yeah, plus the pay for this mod job is really bad. Oh wait, we're volunteers. Sometimes that feels rather masochistic.

gldstwmn · #13 07-28-2006, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Yeah, plus the pay for this mod job is really bad. Oh wait, we're volunteers. Sometimes that feels rather masochistic.

Yeah, I was about to make a snark filled comment that I'll just post my phone number and next time there's an "emergency" like this you all can call me up and get my ass out of bed. NOT.

SuzeQuze · #14 07-28-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Yeah, I was about to make a snark filled comment that I'll just post my phone number and next time there's an "emergency" like this you all can call me up and get my ass out of bed. NOT.

Great minds...

gldstwmn · #15 07-28-2006, 10:14 AM

You're on your last legs around here Hillary. Take that information and do what you wish with it.