Happy Birthday To Red!!!!!!!!!!!

[LuckyCharms]

Happy Birthday to you RED!!!!

Birthday! Na na na na na na na Birthday! Na na na na na na na

Happy Birthday to you!!!

[amber]

here we are talking, and it was your birthday?!?!?!?!





Happy Birthday! What are you going to do?

[Red]

Well.....drink?


I hate being 29 because it sounds like a total lie for somebody who's really 34. "Uh yeah,....I'm...uhhhh....erm....29! Yeah, that's it!!!" F*ck.

[LuckyCharms]

Originally Posted by Red

Well.....drink?


I hate being 29 because it sounds like a total lie for somebody who's really 34. "Uh yeah,....I'm...uhhhh....erm....29! Yeah, that's it!!!" F*ck.

Just be like the chicks in the skin cream commercials and say "I'm 29, why do ask?" then you look all weird at the person and make your eyebrows go up and down while smiling strangly.

[amber]

tell people you're 40. They'll be all "wooooow, you look so young!!!!"

Be sure and enjoy every small moment, because it's way worse when you're thirty.

wanna smoke buds with me???

JK.*


*amber does not endorse any bud smoking, or any drug/drink usage at all. All jokes are not necessarily the habits and opinions of the poster.

[amber]

I wish I was with you so I could buy you drinks and go out. I'd even break into my "i'm having a chemical peel on Tues." fund.

[Red]

Originally Posted by amber

I wish I was with you so I could buy you drinks and go out. I'd even break into my "i'm having a chemical peel on Tues." fund.

Ahhh buds. *sigh* Chemical peels. Yesssssss.

Where do you live? Can you fly here? I swear, I have a better liquor cabinet than Chris Penn. Whhhhoooops, my bad.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

Ahhh buds. *sigh* Chemical peels. Yesssssss.

Where do you live? Can you fly here? I swear, I have a better liquor cabinet than Chris Penn. Whhhhoooops, my bad.

Dude!!!!

I live in Oakland. Lemme just fuel up my magic carpet.

Want to hear something weird? You know that movie Fargo?

Okay.
The real chief of police of Fargo - just relocated here to be the chief of police of Richmond. Richmond is like - a big ghetto, really bad crime, etc. More ghetto than Oakland. Widely known as being dangerous.
From Fargo. A town with maybe 2 murders a year or something, and probably no African Americans, while Richmond has like, 100 murders a year and is mostly African American.
kay.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Happy B-DAY!

Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
I've never seen such a beautiful sight
Sweet love flowin' on us every night
I know forever we'll be doin' it...right

[Red]

Originally Posted by amber

Dude!!!!

I live in Oakland. Lemme just fuel up my magic carpet.

Want to hear something weird? You know that movie Fargo?

Okay.
The real chief of police of Fargo - just relocated here to be the chief of police of Richmond. Richmond is like - a big ghetto, really bad crime, etc. More ghetto than Oakland. Widely known as being dangerous.
From Fargo. A town with maybe 2 murders a year or something, and probably no African Americans, while Richmond has like, 100 murders a year and is mostly African American.
kay.

Yowza! Does this officer have half the gumption of Frances McDormand? Ohh I doubt it. Well THIS oughta be interesting!!

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

Yowza! Does this officer have half the gumption of Frances McDormand? Ohh I doubt it. Well THIS oughta be interesting!!

Here's what I read in the paper today. Some officers shot someone's dog while in pursuit of a suspect. Apparently that happens a lot. So the people are bringing suit, etc. He instituted a whole learning proper procedure with dogs training program, and he wants a meeting with the owners (or has had one?) to personally apologize.
Maybe his small town charm and faith in people can win over the murderous street thugs. At least that's what would happen in the movies.

But enough about that, it's your birthday!!

Think of this - At least you're pretty. And slim. And really, isn't that the most important thing right now? Don't you feel better already? Go on, go look in the mirror!!! You'll love it.

[Red]

[QUOTE=amber) Think of this - At least you're pretty. And slim. And really, isn't that the most important thing right now? Don't you feel better already? Go on, go look in the mirror!!! You'll love it.
[/QUOTE]

Aw, see now that makes me feel better. That, and the 4 glasses of Pinot Gris I have coursing through my system.

[amber]

That's not very much, actually. It's enough, though. You probably have a nice wine flush, which adds to your beauty.

[ryan8472]

Happ Birthday!

[GypsySorcerer]

Happy birthday!!! Hope it's a good one.