HELP ME!! Is there a cook here???

[sara1998]

Originally Posted by reebokandlace

Ok, I am trying to move on.

I can not believe that I am letting a freaking chicken affect my entire day, (possibly my entire life, where cooking is involved). Here I am, a successful, strong, independent woman who is letting two little breasts beat me down.

Better getting beat down with two little breasts then two big ones....

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by jannieC

Just what I needed- a new place to drool over. Look at this one- http://www.pyramidcollection.com/ite...=neck&PageNo=9

Gorgeous. must.avoid.pyramidcollection.com

[estranged4life]

take it from a former head cook of a well-established Chicken restaurant in Tulsa OK ("Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken"....We had the monopoly of all the chicken restaurants in Tulsa cause we made 2 rival KFC's within 2 miles of our location closeup shop), I have never heard of explosive chicken parts...And believe me I cooked TONS (ie-Mother's Day 1990 we cooked about 3500 pieces of chicken for just one takeout order) of chicken during my starving Tech.School student days.

Only thing I could think of is that gases built up in the chicken after processing and when ya cooked it BOOM, "Real savage like"!!!

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by reebokandlace

Ok, I am trying to move on.

I can not believe that I am letting a freaking chicken affect my entire day, (possibly my entire life, where cooking is involved). Here I am, a successful, strong, independent woman who is letting two little breasts beat me down.

Collect that stuff from the garbage and bring it to a lab. What the hell? You mentioned you got a thermometer from your neighbor, did you check that and did the oven temperature turn out to be normal?

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

take it from a former head cook of a well-established Chicken restaurant in Tulsa OK ("Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken"....We had the monopoly of all the chicken restaurants in Tulsa cause we made 2 rival KFC's within 2 miles of our location closeup shop), I have never heard of explosive chicken parts...And believe me I cooked TONS (ie-Mother's Day 1990 we cooked about 3500 pieces of chicken for just one takeout order) of chicken during my starving Tech.School student days.

Only thing I could think of is that gases built up in the chicken after processing and when ya cooked it BOOM, "Real savage like"!!!

I was thinking this too except I'm thinking someone may have injected it with something explosive. I seriously would get it checked out! Other than a 1,000+ degree oven I cannot think of anything that would explain this logically!

[DavidMn]

Sounds like the ole chicken choked...

[seeker007nmss]

Was there anyone else at home that might have snuck in some popcorn into the chicken? Where is Chicken CSI when we need them?

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I was thinking this too except I'm thinking someone may have injected it with something explosive. I seriously would get it checked out! Other than a 1,000+ degree oven I cannot think of anything that would explain this logically!

from President George W. Stooge...

My fellow Americans we have discovered the terrorist organizations based in the Middle East (And funded by KFC...Killer F**king Chickens) have infiltrated the frozen chicken market with exploding hens, Please be careful and vigilant while preparing a nice broasted chicken in your ovens

If you feel your chicken has been tampered with, please be careful/vigilant while eating it...We do not want any of our brave right-wing (Get it, I made a funny...Just like with the WMD's...Haw-haw-haw!) citizens to die while either being exploded or die while choking on their chicken

Thank you and good night...

Vote for Stooge INC. in 2008, 2012, 2016,

Vigilantly yours
George W. "What? Me worry...-Alfred E. Newman" Bush"

[David]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

Only thing I could think of is that gases built up in the chicken after processing and when ya cooked it BOOM, "Real savage like"!!!

That's what's so weird about this: she had a couple of chicken pieces! I can vaguely entertain the possibility that a WHOLE chicken might explode in very unusual circumstances, but chicken PIECES?!

It's enough to make my gizzard spin.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by David

That's what's so weird about this: she had a couple of chicken pieces! I can vaguely entertain the possibility that a WHOLE chicken might explode in very unusual circumstances, but chicken PIECES?!

It's enough to make my gizzard spin.

It's very suspicious! Now, you are "wicked smaht" so if you're at a loss then something is seriously up with that "chicken".