Things you can't believe someone said out loud to you

[amber]

Originally Posted by golden braid

EEEEWWWWW! That's soo gross!

I don't understand how people can do that in public. If you have to do it at least wait until you're alone in the bathroom. uggh.

I know! It seemed like some weird unconscious habit. Like, she looked like a semi nerdy girl, with her big book and glasses and stuff, who is maybe used to being by herself and has her little reading ritual, which is apparently to pick her nose and eat it while she reads.

It was funny, cause when I first looked, she was just digging for gold, way up in there, and I was grossed out. But then, sad for me, I lingered my eyes a bit too long and saw the eatage.

Hey, you know, I like to lay in bed and eat cheetos while I read. I thought that was bad. But no. It's not, not compared to this.
Oh, by the way, you've seen my bun - it's not that huge, right??? It's not that noteworthy....lol.

[sparky]

This wasn't said to me, but it was classic.
A friend of mine told me she was once introduced to this woman, and the first thing that the woman said to her was, "Hi, my name is Janet and I haven't had sex in 9 years."


WTF ?

[Red]

Originally Posted by amber

Omigod, you're killing me! See, most other people would think that what the guy said was "so sweet" and that obviously this guy was "kind and giving". But I, like you, would be at least mildly repulsed and frightened by that. Must be the aquarian in me.
Oh, and...I would still feel really bad if the person got fired. Life is hard, here. In some kind of fantasy world, I'd just want her to have a pic of me with the caption "don't be rude to this girl, or else we will fire you!" Besides, one time she was nice. We also have to acknowledge the fact that I shouldn't be eating at Jack in the Box that much anyway...

Hey, I'm an Aquarian too!

Well then you're going to looooove this:
I had this boyfriend who was kind of a pussy and we were cuddling on the couch with him behind me, my back against his chest. He puts his arms around me, hands on my stomache and says....get this...."I can't wait until you're pregnant with my child".

UGH!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! The relationship ended shortly thereafter.

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by sparky

A friend of mine told me she was once introduced to this woman, and the first thing that the woman said to her was, "Hi, my name is Janet and I haven't had sex in 9 years."


WTF ?

here's some batteries, go buy yourself a vibrator...

[amber]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

One time I was in a toy section at a retailer looking at the Nascar diecasts (Which I was collecting at the time) when the following happened:

Nosey dude: "Are you a F.A.G.?"

Me: "What the f**k...???"

Nosey dude: "I just wanted to know if you a F.A.G...."

Me: "Hell no...I am married and straight..."

Nosey dude: "I didn't mean F.A.G. in a sexual way, I saw you made a sickening look on your face when you saw all those Jeff Gordon cars and wondered if you're a F.A.G....Fans Against Gordon, Which is an online community, Thought you'd might have been a member"

Me: "Oh...Yeah, I guess you could say I am the biggest F.A.G. there is then..."

No sooner then I said that the Toy Dept. manager walked by and gave me the strangest look...Oh well, just my luck it seems...Still a funny moment though!

that whole thing is really weird, Brian. But funny. But also kind of cool in a way, b/c there is a whole weird geek lingo for fans against Brian Gordon, which I have no idea about, but I'm still stoked when there's some weird inside lingo for something I like/hate It's like if a stranger came up to me and said "hey, are you listening to SDMHA?"

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

Hey, I'm an Aquarian too!

Well then you're going to looooove this:
I had this boyfriend who was kind of a pussy and we were cuddling on the couch with him behind me, my back against his chest. He puts his arms around me, hands on my stomache and says....get this...."I can't wait until you're pregnant with my child".

UGH!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! The relationship ended shortly thereafter.

No, no, I'm not an aquarius, but I have rising aquarius, and am just kind of that way. I like some smooshy, cause I am a Cancer, but too much smooshy (or, honestly, even a little more than a little bit, and especially about children) makes me want to hurl and/or punch someone. I only like smooshy about sex stuff, really.
Oh, and...OMIGOD!!!! Blargh!!!! HELP!!! AHHHH! That's really sweet and everything, but I would've had to barf, and then take double my birth control. And then break up with that person. Good lawd, I thought those men who intimated marriage to me when I was in my twenties were bad.
But don't feel bad, we've all had those "kind of pussy" boyfriends.

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

This wasn't said to me, but it was classic.
A friend of mine told me she was once introduced to this woman, and the first thing that the woman said to her was, "Hi, my name is Janet and I haven't had sex in 9 years."


WTF ?

Did she teach "how to be a scary bitch 101"?
Good lord, I love these stories, b/c whenever I think I'm hella crazy and ill advised, I can look back and say "No. I'm not crazy. This is crazy."

[Red]

Originally Posted by amber

No, no, I'm not an aquarius, but I have rising aquarius, and am just kind of that way. I like some smooshy, cause I am a Cancer, but too much smooshy (or, honestly, even a little more than a little bit, and especially about children) makes me want to hurl and/or punch someone. I only like smooshy about sex stuff, really.
Oh, and...OMIGOD!!!! Blargh!!!! HELP!!! AHHHH! That's really sweet and everything, but I would've had to barf, and then take double my birth control. And then break up with that person. Good lawd, I thought those men who intimated marriage to me when I was in my twenties were bad.
But don't feel bad, we've all had those "kind of pussy" boyfriends.

Eeee-yeah, he really wasn't a "kind of pussy". He was a mega-uber-douchebag-pussy. He cried, like ALL the time, over absolutely nothing. And not a single teardop, I'm talkin' full on sobbing, heaving, lip-quivering bawl fests. Seriously, I have never seen anything so disgusting in my entire life. I spent half that relationship in a constant state of dry heave.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

Eeee-yeah, he really wasn't a "kind of pussy". He was a mega-uber-douchebag-pussy. He cried, like ALL the time, over absolutely nothing. And not a single teardop, I'm talkin' full on sobbing, heaving, lip-quivering bawl fests. Seriously, I have never seen anything so disgusting in my entire life. I spent half that relationship in a constant state of dry heave.

Dude. DUDE!!! Gross. Out. I've started random arguments with BF's just cause they were being pussys. I couldn't take it. Not saying that's right, just saying. It's fine, if someone cries sometimes, it's good, they have feelings and all that. But lets not be a constant acquiescent pussy, mmkay?
*note, I think it's fine if someone cries and stuff. No big, I cry a lot. Not usually in front of people, cause I'm kind enough to spare them. But lets not get carried away, okay?*

[Red]

Originally Posted by amber

Dude. DUDE!!! Gross. Out. I've started random arguments with BF's just cause they were being pussys. I couldn't take it. Not saying that's right, just saying. It's fine, if someone cries sometimes, it's good, they have feelings and all that. But lets not be a constant acquiescent pussy, mmkay?
*note, I think it's fine if someone cries and stuff. No big, I cry a lot. Not usually in front of people, cause I'm kind enough to spare them. But lets not get carried away, okay?*

Nope, sorry, I'm old school. A man can cry if:

1. Someone close to him has died.
2. He gets kicked in the beanbag really hard.
3. The love of his life leaves him for his best friend. Or brother.

Alright, I'm being a little severe, but don't tell me you don't lose your wide-on if a guy is overly emotional. Blech.

Anyway, I'm tired and off to bed to dream about manly men. G'night!

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

Nope, sorry, I'm old school. A man can cry if:

1. Someone close to him has died.
2. He gets kicked in the beanbag really hard.
3. The love of his life leaves him for his best friend. Or brother.

Alright, I'm being a little severe, but don't tell me you don't lose your wide-on if a guy is overly emotional. Blech.

Anyway, I'm tired and off to bed to dream about manly men. G'night!

Well, that's pretty much what I just said. Also, I would have to make one allowance for "random". Like, if none of those other things that you said happened, the guy is allowed one random cry.
Goodnight!

[sara1998]

OK.... after my husband died, my supervisor told me that " I was probably much better off financially..." WTF??

[skcin]

Originally Posted by sara1998

OK.... after my husband died, my supervisor told me that " I was probably much better off financially..." WTF??

GOOD GOD?!?! Seriously? What did you say? What an asshole!


There's a doctor I work with who's constantly saying rude stuff & I don't know if she doesn't realize it or doesn't care.

To a nurse practitioner: "well, you wouldn't know since you're not a doctor"

While we were out at dinner:
Friend: "Hahaha, yeah, I told him 'you must have been drinking to think I looked good that night.'" laughing...
Doctor, completely serious : "Yeah, they must have been reeeaaaally drunk to think that."

My next door neighbor is constantly saying stupid things, usually racist.

"Yeah, it was that one reporter on channel 7. You know, the colored guy." BTW, I have repeatedly told her that "colored" has not been an appropriate term since at least the 60's. She continues to say it. I hope someone slaps her one day.

"We know a colored guy, he lives in Marilla {which is a very rural area}. I give him a lot of credit." Huh? Why?

I've also had people point out to me "wow, your face is really breaking out lately." Thanks, I had no idea.

[JazmenFlowers]

Well, I was in the mall once with my brother and a group of guys walked by and said as loud as they could "How does it feel to be gay, fudgepacker?" You know the group. The ones where there's a jock (A&F type), a kind of nerdy I don't really fit in kind of guy and two or three hangers on. And I know in the right place, right time, they'd all want to find out.

Imagine the complete and total loss of blood in my body at that moment. I wanted to die. I should've said something smartass, which is typically what I do. Instead, I just shook my head and we went on our way, but talk about an awkward moment for me and my brother. It totally ruined the entire day. I wanted to do nothing else but go home alone and lay in the bed.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by amber

I guess his excuse is that he likes big butts and he cannot lie. And I'm sure his otherbrothers wouldn't deny...

My little cousin once said, "Mommy, auntie Susan wears big pants!" about my mother.